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Height!!!
Obama: 6'2". Looks smart and tall. People naturally look up to him, figuratively and literally. Looks like someone who when you both were in your 20s you want to know where he's going tonight. You want to be at a party where Barack is.
McCain: not that tall. In fact he's SHORT. 5'7" to 5'9". Wow. Kinda looks like someone who caught you trying to sneak girls in through the window in high school. You wonder if he has short man's complex. Obama needs to stand next to him so we see how really short McCain is!
Let's look at some comparisons:
Abraham Lincoln : 6'4" NICE Thomas Jefferson: 6'2" NICE Bill Clinton: 6'2" Decent George Washington 6'2" NICE John F Kennedy 6'1" NICE
George W Bush 5'10 1/2" WOOPS Richard Nixon 5'10" HAHA Calvin Coolidge 5'10" SUCKED Andrew Johnson 5'10" BAD
John McCain 5'7" SHORT John McCain (with platforms) 5'11" STILL WAY SHORTER THAN OBAMA
Hillary Clinton 5'6" ALMOST AS TALL AS JOHNNY AS A FEMALE HIllary Clinton (with heels) 5'9" TOWERS OVER MCCAIN Martin Van Buren 5'6" SHORT James Madison 5'4" NEVER WOULD'VE BEEN ELECTED LAST 100 years
I think we all can see where this is going - Obama is tall, bad ass, smart McCain is short, feeble, has short man's complex.
Remember, as quoted from Caddyshack "How do you measure yourself against other golfers, Ty?" "By height."
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