BlooInBloo Needs Help Coming Up With Another Name For McOlderThanDirt!

I'm dissatisfied with "McOlderThanDirt" because it kinda sounds like I'm dissing older folks in general, which I don't mean to be.

Are there any folks in here who might have a replacement suggestion?

A caller recommended switching from Grampy to Grumpy because most of us love our Grampa's so switch it to Grumpy.

Wake him up when it's over.

nah it almost sounds good without the picture there

that guy does not have a Chance. Obama will outmaneover him in every way.
in a fair world anyway.
but msm is not so fair, so how it goes.

I am but a simple man.

saddlesore

:spray:

My eyes!!!!!!!!!1

Burning pain...can't get image out of my McHead...

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!!

The pain....!

LOL...

Provide a warning sticker or something

Damn!

fucker looks to be in need of some desitin...chafted thighs...:nopity:

McInane.

Both short and sweet.

(See diaper photo above) :scared:

McCanines. I think watching that stupid ugly forced smile during his last speech has traumatized me.

It goes well with TaihitiNut's idea about 'M'-shaped golden dentures.

McKeating
McLame
McSame
McRubberstamp
McBush
McMelanoma (not a dis on older folks, but it does bring up his very significant health issues)

so the youngsters will know he is "down" with the hip new lingo
:rofl:

when Woolly Mammoths freely roamed the earth. Give the man some respect!

i like the sound of it though
i often use turd to describe a person(if i feel they are turdly)
and the meaning is always clear
so turd is still pretty good
maybe McTurd?
McTurd ... McTurd..
nice ring you gotta admit

Which makes me laugh more!

:rofl:

"Man, no way that old ripple cripple going to steal my dee..."

:spray:

1.2 million dead and more to come.

Fitting in more than one way, IMHO...

Like any of those?

:shrug:

(keep this quiet, but this is really just a unification-thread. teehee!)

Your secret is safe with me.

;)

Just cuz I'm silly like that. ;)

in honor of his newly designed website:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6283548

Looking at that thread, I thought "McPlease" (as in "Bitch, please!")

McNoYouDidn't

McThief

Rand McNally — the most trusted name on the map.
John McCantRally - the most boring townhall meetings for your nap.

As in Mc:nuke:

I suddenly am revolted at the thought of a Big Mac. :puke:

I kinda like it. Concise. Eloquent.

Perfect!

:shrug:

But I lean more toward: GrandPa PoopyPants :headbang:

...speak on CNN, "McCreepy" popped into my mind. And stuck there.

1 syllable:
aine, ayn, bain, baine, bane, bayne, blain, blaine, blane, blayne, brain, cain, caine, cayne, chain, cheyne, crain, craine, crane, crayne, dain, dane, dayne, drain, draine, drane, duan, duane, dwayne, fain, fane, fayne, feign, fein, frain, fraine, frane, frayn, frayne, frein, freyne, gain, grain, grein, hahne, hain, hane, hayn, hayne, heyn, heyne, jain, jane, jayne, kain, kaine, kane, kayne, krain, krane, krein, lain, laine, lane, layne, ln, main, maine, mane, mayne, meyn, paign, pain, paine, pane, payne, plain, plane, quain, rain, raine, rayne, reign, rein, reine, sain, saine, sane, shain, shaine, shane, shayne, slain, slaine, slane, spain, splain, splaine, sprain, stain, strain, swain, swaine, swayne, thain, thaine, thane, thayne, train, trane, twain, vain, vane, vein, veyne, vrain, wain, wane, wayne, zane

2 syllables:
abstain, again, ahlen, air lane, alain, alaine, alane, alayne, allain, arcane, arraign, attain, bahrain, beauchaine, biscayne, block plane, boat train, brain drain, branched chain, brattain, buntain, butane, calf's brain, campaign, car train, catain, champagne, champaign, champlain, charlayne, charmain, charmaine, chastain, chest pain, chow mein, closed chain, cocaine, complain, constrain, contain, costain, courchaine, dahrain, decrane, defrain, delaine, demain, deschaine, despain, detain, devane, dewayne, disdain, domain, domaine, draw rein, duchaine, dufrane, dumaine, duquesne, dushane, duwayne, elaine, elane, elayne, explain, fast lane, feed grain, fontaine, food chain, food grain, fore plane, fort wayne, fountaine, free rein, freight train, galane, gas main, germain, germaine, germane, great dane, helane, horse grain, hossain, humane, hussain, hussein, iain, inane, insane, in vain, jack plane, jermaine, jet plane, jyishane, laraine, left brain, lehane, lennane, long plane, lorain, loraine, lorraine, maclaine, maclean, mail train, maintain, match plane, mcbain, mcbane, mccain, mccane, mcclain, mcclaine, mcclane, mcgrain, mcgrane, mcguane, mckain, mckane, mclain, mclane, mclean, mcquain, mcshane, mcswain, mcwain, morain, moraine, mud stain, mundane, mustain, obtain, oil stain, ordain, partain, pertain, profane, pull chain, refrain, regain, remain, restrain, retain, retrain, right brain, rogaine, romain, romaine, ruane, sartain, scrub plane, sea lane, seed grain, serbaine, slow lane, smooth plane, spokane, straight chain, sustain, sylvain, terrain, tirane, torain, tremaine, tulane, ukraine, uptain, urbain, urbane, watch chain, wave train, wind vane, wolf's bane, yeargain

3 syllables:
acid rain, ad campaign, anchor chain, aquitaine, ascertain, ball and chain, basal vein, bearing rein, charles's wain, coastal plain, compass plane, cotton strain, coup de main, cystic vein, dado plane, daisy chain, discount chain, dovetail plane, entertain, express train, facet plane, facial vein, flower chain, gastric vein, golden chain, golden rain, gravy train, inclined plane, inhumane, in the main, kahane, lafountain, lafountaine, lamontagne, leading rein, liner train, london plane, lumbar vein, mark of cain, mary jane, mental strain, metric grain, mountain chain, nervous strain, open chain, overtrain, picture plane, pontoon plane, portal vein, power train, preordain, quiche lorraine, railroad train, rectal vein, renal vein, retail chain, sales campaign, sewer main, smoothing plane, spinal vein, splenic vein, st germain, st germaine, subway train, take in vain, tangent plane, thyroid vein, traffic lane, vortex vein, wagon train, water main, weather vane, whooping crane

4 syllables:
angular vein, apparel chain, bronchial vein, capital gain, cardinal vein, carpenter's plane, castle in spain, cerebral vein, cervical vein, chemical chain, circular plane, commuter train, cross of lorraine, digital vein, electric main, engineer's chain, femoral vein, financial gain, hepatic vein, hospital train, jugular vein, knowledge domain, left gastric vein, legerdemain, mineral vein, nautical chain, naval campaign, ophthalmic vein, orbital plane, palatine vein, passenger train, pectoral vein, propeller plane, public domain, radial vein, restaurant chain, right gastric vein, senate campaign, temporal vein, thoracic vein, tracheal vein, tympanic vein, uterine vein, vertebral vein, visceral brain, woodworking plane

5 syllables:
alpine golden chain, american plane, capillary vein, capital of maine, capital of spain, combination plane, common facial vein, deep cervical vein, deep temporal vein, eminent domain, emissary vein, frankfurt on the main, great cerebral vein, innominate vein, labyrinthine vein, laryngeal vein, mesenteric vein, metacarpal vein, middle thyroid vein, occipital vein, oriental plane, ovarian vein, pancreatic vein, petersburg campaign, poinsettia strain, pulmonary vein, testicular vein, umbilical vein, whispering campaign, wilderness campaign

6 syllables:
accompanying vein, advertising campaign, capital of bahrain, common cardinal vein, external nasal vein, hepatic portal vein, middle cerebral vein, middle temporal vein, military campaign, okinawa campaign, political campaign

7 syllables:
anterior facial vein, capital of the ukraine, deep middle cerebral vein, external jugular vein, inferior thyroid vein, internal cerebral vein, internal jugular vein, posterior facial vein, superior thyroid vein

8 syllables:
accessory vertebral vein, anterior cardinal vein, anterior cerebral vein, anterior jugular vein, anterior vertebral vein, inferior cerebral vein, inferior ophthalmic vein, internal auditory vein, posterior cardinal vein, superficial temporal vein, superior cerebral vein, superior ophthalmic vein

9 syllables:
inferior pulmonary vein, superior pulmonary vein

10 syllables:
superficial middle cerebral vein

McAdvertising Campaign...McCapital of Spain

I'm sure it's probably something I don't want to get into, but at first glance it was funnier then hell.

Actually, I did a search and one of our great DUers explains:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6264792#6264841

April, 2006

McCain:
"I don't think I need to tell you that there are jobs that American's will not do. I don't think I have to tell you that they are the backbone of our economy."

Crowd:
"Pay them the right wages and they'll do it."
"Pay them the right wages"

McCain
"I've heard that statement before."

"I'll offer anybody here $50 and hour if you'll go pick lettuce in Yuma this season and pick for the whole season.
Okay, sign up now. You sign up and you'll be there for the whole season, not just one day, because you can't do it my friend.

McCan't
McAsshat

Because he's a stain on America. For once, a conservative idea I can agree with, LOL!

Like, he should scram, or perhaps a commentary on his brains being scrambled eggs.

My Dad refers to him as McDulterer. I also like McPissy Pants. Or McTrollop. Or McSucks.

As someone who has a name that starts with Mc, this is very entertaining. :D

Because he's just that exciting zzzzzz...

It makes me think people are immature and probably not worth listening to when they have bizarre little names for candidates.

I guess it reminds me too much of the freepers, who had a hundred or so juvenile variations on Clinton's name (most of which have surfaced in our new and improved DU these past few months).

How about "Senator McCain, who has expressed his willingness to keep our troops in the Iraq meatgrinder for another century" or "John McCain, who promises to continue all of Bush's policies"?

:P

but i also like McPoopypants.

sorry, i'm incorrigible.

"The Connecticut Cowboy."

:D

Only Grands biscuits are flakier...

It reminds voters that if McCain is elected they will get 4 more years of the same wonderful government we've had under king george.

listen citizens, war hero or not, this guy has had cancer within millimeters of his Brain, and his docs have said there's something like a 66% possibility of it recurring within 6 years, and its been FOUR Already..

We do not need him falling apart as the world gets ever more dangerous.. Luckily he's covered as health plans go, not willing to help those other old men/women who get terminal stuff..

Fun thread, but there's the truth here, his mortality is staring the whole country in its face..

Overheard on Stephanie Miller this morning. :rofl:

I heard that, too!

:rofl:

I love this game.

But maybe that's too ageist!

But what do you expect when you were born in the days of yore?

I'm following the lead of the candidate of my choice, and calling the Senator from Arizona by his name.

He's worthy of my respect. Not my vote or my political support. But certainly my respect.

I'm an Obama supporter because I'm weary of the name calling.

It's not part of my American vision.

That sort of name calling and baiting I found offensive in HRC, and it turned me towards Obama.

And there, I found the change I was looking for.

So, sorry, no disparaging names for me.

Not only is it disrespectful, in my opinion, it diminishes him in my mind. I don't intend to hold him there as a lesser candidate. That's a little risky.

:evilgrin: