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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:33 PM
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John McCain: Big Props for a Tiny Man! (((PICS)))




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woolldog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:34 PM
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1. I'm surprised he knows how to use a cell-phone.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:36 PM
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3. His assistant had to do the dialing tho.
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:37 PM
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7. Looks like he's holding an adult sized cell phone up to his tiny elfin ear
Or else it's a 1988 style bag phone.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:39 PM
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8. That's insulting to elves
Think Gnome. Think McCain.
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 11:22 PM
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38. Is that the jitterbug cell phone for the elderly?
Whatever it is, it's huge. The numbers must be triple sized.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 01:05 PM
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41. Hey!! Watch it.. I actually WANT a Jitterbug phone
I have vision problems and do NOT want a phone that surfs the net, plays video games, takes pictures, becomes a calculator, takes messages, plays music etc..

I want one that goes "ring-ring", and I answer it and talk.. and then when I'm done, I turn it off unless I want to push some buttons and make a call.. That's ALL I want a phone to do..and I want the numbers to be big enough to see..

and I am not willing to pay more than $10 a week..since I never make long distance calls out of my own state..

If I ever find such a phone, I'll be first in line :)
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 01:19 PM
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42. tracfone
works everywhere and you can own it anonymously
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:35 PM
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2. hmm, is this some big state secret, he's only 11 inches tall?
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:37 PM
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6. It's true!
The Barbie wife should be a dead giveaway!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:45 PM
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11. and the big doormat, that's him standing at his front door.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:49 PM
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13. I wonder which Barbie Dream House they live in?
I hope it's the one with the winding staircase :evilgrin:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:50 PM
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14. for you to push him down?
:hi: :rofl:
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:52 PM
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17. I am and always will be
An Alan fan. Ken can go to hell. GI-Joe couldn't commit. But Alan....sigh. :loveya:
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:50 PM
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15. They have seven dream houses, or haven't you heard?
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:55 PM
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19. This one is my favorite
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foxer Donating Member (255 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 05:27 PM
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45. Barbie has less plastic
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TheDoorbellRang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:36 PM
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4. So where's his sunglasses?
Or does he only wear them when he's indoors?
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:36 PM
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5. Now that people are ditching their SUVs
There are many giant floor mats that can be re-used.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:57 PM
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22. Funny thread, but I didn't do this until that post...
:spray:
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:44 PM
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9. John McCain, 5-foot-7. Barack Obama, 6-foot-2.
I already thought the debates between them would be pretty funny-looking, due to their obvious age difference, but this just adds to it. And possibly gives Obama yet another advantage.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:46 PM
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12. I know!
Who else but John McCain can use a campaign sign as a carpet?

But yeah, I suspect the Senator will have a wee pedestal for his wittle podium.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:00 PM
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24. He gets bored and frustrated when the second Mrs. McCain isn't around so he
walks all over himself.
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:52 PM
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16. Cindy McCain, 5'2 vs. Michelle O, 5'11
now that is the question.
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 11:23 PM
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39. They'll probably put McWane on a pedastal...LITERALLY! nt
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 02:06 PM
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43. Many Naval aviators are diminutive. My dad was a fighter pilot and he stands 5' 9".
It enabled him to fit more comfortably in the cockpit. I can despise McSame for being an unprincipled, flip-flopping, piece of garbage who will say ANYTHING to get elected, but I don't care much about his size.
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mentalsolstice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:45 PM
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10. Isn't there historical evidence that the tallest candidate usually wins? nt
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:01 PM
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26. I believe there is
and if not, let's spread it around anyway.
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last_texas_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 11:16 PM
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37. I believe there is
Of course, Shrub "won" both of his elections against taller candidates. Not sure if that's an indication that it's not as much of a factor these days or just more evidence calling the legitimacy of his victories into question!
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:53 PM
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18. Too bad Dennis Kucinich didn't win the nomination.
Then we could have had elf vs. elf.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:57 PM
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21. Of course, neither he nor McCain would "top" James Madison, the shortest President at 5-foot-4.
But then again, when you adjust for average height then and now, Madison might have actually been relatively taller.
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 11:05 PM
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36. 5'4"? Really? For whatever reason, I always picture the founders
as being taller. I don't know why.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:56 PM
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20. Is he part of the LolliFlop Guild?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 05:58 PM
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23. he just flew in from Lilliput and boy are his arms tired!
:smoke: Thank you, i'll be here all night, tip your waitstaff and try the veal.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:00 PM
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25. Veal?!?!?!?
:popcorn:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:01 PM
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27. ok, monkey?
i don't eat meat and when i did even i wouldn't eat veal.
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:02 PM
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28. That'd be like eating your cousin.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:03 PM
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29. and? If you knew my cousins you wouldn't mind, it would be a public service.
:7
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:04 PM
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30. Let's compare



You may be on to something there. :)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 09:57 PM
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35. The one on the right--separated at birth? The birthdates would be similar, too... nt
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DangerousRhythm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:28 PM
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32. ...
:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 04:28 PM
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44. We represent, the LolliFlop Guild, the LolliFlop Guild, the LolliFlop Guild
And in the name of the LolliFlop Guiiiiiiiiild
We wish to welcome you to McCainland.
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ElsewheresDaughter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 06:05 PM
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31. god gawd almighty the man is morphing into *...he looks just like him in pic 2
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Blondiegrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 08:03 PM
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33. I'd love to see 5'7 McCain standing next to 5'11 Michelle Obama.
Unlike Dennis Kucinich, who is secure enough in his masculinity to not be bothered by such things, ol' Johnny would be squirming.

That would amuse me greatly.
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SaveAmerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-21-08 09:23 PM
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34. Must we talk about his 'props'? ewwwww
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 11:46 AM
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40. what's up with the huge cell phone?
I'm surprised it's not one of those old brick-style ones.

It does look like a flip phone, but it does look pretty big.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 06:14 PM
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46. They can't afford to vacuum the doormat?
Were they using to put in drywall or something?

Yeesh.
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