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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:53 PM
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Screw those who say Obama can't put a Republican on his cabinet!
Edited on Sun Jul-20-08 04:07 PM by Quixote1818
Here is my Dream Team for Obama: :P

VP: Tom DeLay
Treasury: William J. Bennett
AG: Bill O'Reilly
Defence: Bill Kristol
State: John Bolton
Energy: Jeffrey Skilling
Education: Michael Savage
INS: Oliver North
VA: Dick Cheney
FEMA: Mike Brown
Joint Chiefs: Don Rumsfield
Special Advisor (Arms Control): Richard N. Perle
National Poverty Commission: Anne Coulter
Council of Economic Advisors: Phil Gramm
Special Advisor (Global Outreach): Sean Hannity
UN Ambassador: James Dobson

Almost forgot! Press secretary: Rush Limbaugh

:wow: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :yoiks:
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:54 PM
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You left one out
HHS - Bill "Cat Killer" Frist. :scared:
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:54 PM
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1. If you could find a slot for Rush Limbaugh, then I'm on board! nt
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:56 PM
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3. Minister of propaganda?
Pretty much what he already does now. Just give him an official title.
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:57 PM
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5. I added him in as Press Secretary. nt
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:55 PM
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2. Billy Crystal is OK by me. Just so long as you don't mean Bill Kristol.
Got to draw a line somewhere. The rest are "wonderful."
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 03:56 PM
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4. Thanks, I caught that right after I posted. nt
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 04:09 PM
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7. Secretary of Internment: Michelle Malkin
Just came up with that one.

I don't want these clowns near Barack, either.
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RNdaSilva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 04:44 AM
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17. Is Bill Kristol related to John McCain?
Check their DNA..."smiles" are very similar.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 04:05 PM
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6. IRS - Grover Norquist; still thinking on Interior and EPA... nt
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stray cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 04:48 PM
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8. What - no incompetent democrats!
Edited on Sun Jul-20-08 04:49 PM by dmordue
or are all democrats completely competent in all areas and morally saints?
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RNdaSilva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 04:48 AM
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18. Nancy Pelosi?
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ruggerson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 04:51 PM
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9. You forgot Dr. Laura as Chief of Staff
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 05:37 PM
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14. Oh YES! She would be the perfect Chief of Staff!
For this group of lunatics! I wonder if she would have affairs with Michael Savage and pose naked with him?

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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 02:10 AM
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16. Savage isn't into posing naked. He's into swimming naked
With young naked men off the coast of Fiji.
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Hav Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 05:15 PM
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10. I want Ashcroft back.
Best. Singer. Ever.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 05:23 PM
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11. With the way his rhetoric is headed, none of that is too far fetched.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 05:28 PM
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12. I've never understood republican-supporting DUers.
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anonymous171 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 05:34 PM
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13. I think O'Reilly would be a better Press Secretary!
Edited on Sun Jul-20-08 05:44 PM by anonymous171
I would love to see him shout down reporters. :rofl:
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-20-08 05:39 PM
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15. You have a point there. Maybe Rush as Drug Czar? nt
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davidpdx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:50 AM
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33. Nope..I have one better
Cindy McCain as the drug czar. LOL
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RNdaSilva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 04:52 AM
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19. How about a slot for Karl Rove and Dick Cheney?
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 04:53 AM
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20. k*r Brilliant! Anne "let them eat dog food" Coulter for the Poverty Commission
Edited on Mon Jul-21-08 04:54 AM by autorank
I can think of two Republicans, both long gone, Senator Wayne Morse (R-Or) and Senator Ernst Greuning
(R-AK) - BOTH VOTED NO on the original Gulf of Tonkin Resolution. Other than that, who is there?
It's been a dry spell, hasn't it;)

:toast:
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Joe Chi Minh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 08:48 AM
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22. How about ow about Dick Cheney for VA, too! But then, he'd surely have other priorities,
so it wouldn't be any better news for the vets.
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-22-08 11:53 PM
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31. Ahoy Captain!


Quite a time we're living in, isn't it. I was about to send you a PM saying the same, but here you are.

I got a kick out of the story about Gordon Browning dining on an 8 course meal before the G-8 meeting on world hunger. I think the stories about his mega IQ were vastly exaggerated, by an entire digit;)
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 06:31 AM
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21. Sadly, that IS a dream ticket for some Americans
yikes.
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 02:52 PM
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24. That crossed my mind too. Thats really fucking disturbing!
This is a group that would make Hitler's inner circle look like a bunch of pansies.
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indepat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 10:22 AM
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23. Your nominations illuminate just how rabidly venomous the whole lot of 'puke starlets are
:D
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 02:59 PM
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25. Dr. James Dobson should be the head of OWH.
Also known as the Office Of Women's Health. He should be in charge of deciding what is best for women. :sarcasm:
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 03:03 PM
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26. That is a good place. I was thinking he could help convert the world
to fundamentalist Christianity as UN Ambassador.
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 03:08 PM
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27. I think I would rather have him in charge of what women do with their bodies.
I totally trust the he knows what is best for us women!! Maybe we could get Tony Perkins who is the head of the Family Research Council for your UN Ambassador position. LOL!!! I need to stop this....I am scaring the crap out of myself. YIKES!!
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Quixote1818 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 03:31 PM
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28. Since he knows how to prevent kids (boys) from becoming homosexual
by having their Dad shower with them so they can discuss penis size, maybe he should be the Surgeon General?

Wow, it just struck me that he didn't have a solution for preventing girls from becoming gay, so perhaps lesbians are OK in his book? Come on Dr. Dobson, nothing about women showering with their daughters to discuss breast sizes??? Lesbians are going to take over the world now!
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 05:12 PM
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29. He can put one on his cabinet; he can put one on his shelf; he can put one on his ledge; .....
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-21-08 05:30 PM
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30. Are you channeling McCain?
That would be HIS dream team.
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Hutzpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-23-08 01:12 AM
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32. You my friend has been nominated for DUZY n/t
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