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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:27 PM
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Hey! Where's Cyndi McCain??
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 08:30 PM by sparosnare
McCain has an entire week and the entire country to himself and not only does he spend the opportunity whining and insulting Obama, he's been doing it alone. I didn't see his otherwise glued-to-the-hip stepford wife at any of his sightings. She wasn't to be found in the grocery store or the German sausage/fudge restaurant.

Seriously, does anyone know where she is?

:wtf:
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peacebird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:30 PM
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1. maybe a little "retouch" being done, stepford-wives need tightly stretched skin after all
:evilgrin:
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madaboutharry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:11 PM
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16. That is what came to my mind.
More plastic surgery, but I don't really think so. The truth is she is not a well woman and hasn't been since her stroke. She probably just went home for awhile.
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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:31 PM
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2. Buying her foreclosed condo back at a discounted sherrif's sale rate?
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:33 PM
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3. Well, I heard her say in an interview that if there's anything
ugly in this campaign, it won't be from their side.

Maybe she meant it and has bailed out.
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:15 PM
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18. Oh right...cindy's already
showed her true self.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:36 PM
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4. Holed up in the medicine cabinet, I imagine.
You know, I was one of us here who was not going to bring up or dwell on her past (?) drug problems (being a recovering heroin addict, myself).

But after all of this crazy crap that oozes out of the McCain Camp, I am reneging on my pledge.

So there.

Tom
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:37 PM
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5. Can't say that I blame her if she is, actually.
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 08:37 PM by sparosnare
If she has any sense of decency she has got to be appalled and embarrassed at what's gone on recently.
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:37 PM
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6. Maybe she didn't get the word that the trip to New Orleans was cancelled?
Or possibly she was in the ladies' room somewhere and the bus left without her?
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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:42 PM
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12. Ha ha! You know, as organized and cohesive and streamlined as his campaign
has been, she could very well be dining at Tujaque's right now, wondering, "WTF??"!
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enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:38 PM
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7. She has a lot of papers to sign on that BUD deal.
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IndianaGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:39 PM
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9. She is probably in rehab... again!
Anyone married to that lunatic would be either in a panic room, or doing drugs.
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:39 PM
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10. Of course! You are probably correct.
I thought the reason might be a bit more sensational. Oh well. :hi:
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:08 PM
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15. Yup. She's either busy counting her money, or she's on the Bang Bus
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 09:09 PM by gbrooks
with a bunch of boy toys having a revenge orgy.
Pay back for Gramps calling her a stupid c**t.
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:38 PM
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8. She's run off with this guy...


ME: Cotton Hill

OCCUPATION: Retired war hero ("The Big One")

PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT: Received Purple Heart for having his shins blown off

GREATEST DISAPPOINTMENT: Hank Hill

FAVORITE PASTIME: Stopping by the wax museum to give FDR the finger

QUOTE: "I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for any girlie gas when they blowed his head off?"
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:40 PM
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11. Embracing her true love...
Edited on Thu Jul-24-08 08:41 PM by onehandle
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:44 PM
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13. Ooh too much.
:rofl:
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 08:57 PM
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14. Frozen in carbonite?
Kind of like Hans Solo?
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:13 PM
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17. Who cares?
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:20 PM
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19. I love that you spelled her name like Cyndi Lauper
Now if we could just have a picture of Cindy McCain as Cyndi Lauper, my life would be complete.

Personally, I think Mrs McCain took the whole "she bop" thing a little too seriously.
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:23 PM
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20. Buying more leather blazers?
Here's a thought, perhaps her leather blazers are constructed from her own skin, removed during her various plastic surgeries.

:shrug:
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-24-08 09:24 PM
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21. Having her software updated?
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