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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:29 PM
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Headlines When Obama Wins ...
"Obama Fails To Meet Expectations, Only Wins By X%"

"Why No Landslide?"

"Why Not a Bigger Landslide?"

"Obama Squeaks To Win By So Little It Doesn't Really Seem like A Win"

"Obama Only Gets 97% of Black African-American Vote"

"McCain Does Amazingly Incredibly Well For A Guy So Old, Confused, and Tired"

"Obama Not Humble, Gracious or Grateful Enough for a 'Winner'"

"McCain Continues Courageous Heroic Campaign Despite So-Called Losing"

...add yer own...

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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:30 PM
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1. Thank God That's Over!
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 07:30 PM by lisa58
...probably not, but I can dream.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:31 PM
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2. Fox News says GOP has a "good shot" in '12 race.
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DailyGrind51 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:54 PM
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53. "A good shot..."
followed by a beer chaser!;-)
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crimsonblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:31 PM
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3. "McCain vows to fight on... Will Take Election to the Supreme Court"
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:38 PM
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10. If he can find it ...
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:32 PM
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4. K&R - Well done! nt
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cbc5g Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:33 PM
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5. Blitzer - "Obama wins but a new poll suggests voters were unhappy with their choice."
Edited on Wed Aug-06-08 07:34 PM by cbc5g
"We now go to Ken Melman from the RNC to explain these troubling numbers for Obama."
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:34 PM
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6. Yeah!
I mean, No!
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Blondiegrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:34 PM
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7. 'Will winning make Obama more arrogant?' n/t
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Franc_Lee Donating Member (287 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:06 AM
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39. It's pathetic that Rove was the first one to state that Obama is arrogant
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:37 PM
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8. "Would he have won by more if Hillary was his VP?"
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:38 PM
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9. The headlines in the world media will be:

"Worldwide Celebration Ensues"

"There is a God!"

"Holy Shit! The Americans elected a black guy!"

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cyndensco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:31 PM
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22. Or," Holy Shit! Americans aren't really THAT stupid!"
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:16 PM
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57. "Dumberica Finally Wakes The Fuck Up"
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:42 PM
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11. "FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE'RE FREE AT LAST!"
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lisa58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:44 PM
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13. yes!
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mrs_p Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:42 PM
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25. AMEN
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IDemo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:42 PM
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12. Experts agree: election affirms Americans' prejudice against white haired wrinkled old guys
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:48 PM
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14. On my local news:
"OBAMA WIN: CHICAGO CELEBRATES ON RUSH STREET!" :patriot:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:52 PM
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15. "Right wing talk radio on suicide watch - Dems hand-deliver sharp objects"
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 07:53 PM
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16. "Arrogant Obama claims he is next President."
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:12 PM
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27. "Before the Electoral College Even Meets!"
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Franc_Lee Donating Member (287 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:07 AM
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40. Arrogant? where did you pick that up? Rove?
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:09 AM
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42. You might be in the wrong thread.
:*
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 07:33 AM
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48. A lot of idiotic pundits and others have called him arrogant.
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:11 PM
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17. "McCain Does Amazingly Incredibly Well For A Guy So Old, Confused, and Tired"
:rofl: This whole thing is hilarious, and twue! Rec'd!
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Lisa0825 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:20 PM
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18. Is it safe to purge my ignore list now?
:rofl:
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:14 PM
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28. That'd be a snappy headline.
:)
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Celebration Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:26 PM
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19. Paris Hilton--
"Whatever-It's Hot"
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:27 PM
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20. "Obama: Why Did It Take Him Till Election Day to Close the Deal?"
n/t
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:44 PM
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26. LOL!
:rofl:
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:15 PM
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29. The winner.
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:29 PM
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21. How could the exit polls be so... accurate? --> Diebold files Chapter 11
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:31 PM
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23. "supreme court invalidates election 6-3, declares mccain president"
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cyndensco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 08:32 PM
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24. I really won't care how they spin it.
It'll all be about President Obama!
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Born_A_Truman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:29 PM
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30. "Cheney Vows Not To Leave......
holes up in WH underground tunnel with shotgun" Developing!!
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:16 AM
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32. I know one guy who aint going to try to get him out of there.
Ol' what's-his-name. Freckles. :*
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book_worm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-08 11:31 PM
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31. OBAMA ELECTED; HEROIC MCCAIN CONCEDES
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:18 AM
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33. "McCain Wins landslide"
We know Obama will win. But the news only reports the after cheating score.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:25 AM
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RNdaSilva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:18 AM
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44. That's sick...
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:27 AM
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35. "Obama Wins in Landslide! Did he Beat up on an Old Man?!"
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:34 AM
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36. "Republicans begin impeachment plans"
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:26 PM
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50. Probably already in the works.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 01:57 AM
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:02 AM
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38. lol, I love the MSM
:sarcasm:
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PatGund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:07 AM
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41. Let's see....
"NoQuarter" - "Soetoro Steals Election from Hillary again!"

Michael Savage - "White House forced to fill minority quota"

American Public - "Our Long National Nightmare is over"
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CrazyDude Donating Member (186 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 02:16 AM
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43. What illiterate conservatives would believe
"Congratulations, Terrorists" - Colbert Report
"Iraq Saddam Hussein Osama seizes control of what was formerly known as USA" - The Onion
"Link between Iraq and Al-Qaeda now President-elect" - White House Press Office
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Indenturedebtor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 03:42 AM
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45. "Lame Duck Boosh contracts UHaul Inc in no bid 80 trillion sweetheart deal
To take what's left of public property and move it to Dubai."
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Azathoth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:07 AM
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46. Obama Claims Win, But Will His Electors Choose Hillary Instead? n/t
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comtec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:23 AM
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47. FINALLY, We can report the truth!!!
we've been in the pocket of the gop for years!
Finally we can freely report the actual news!
McCain is really an animated corpse!
That's HOT!
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:23 PM
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51. If only.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 07:35 AM
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49. Race Card Steals it For Obama
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:52 PM
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52. Self-delete
Edited on Thu Aug-07-08 04:55 PM by Phx_Dem
Duplicate.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:54 PM
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54. The Republican Reign is Over!
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Phx_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 04:55 PM
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55. Two different headlines . . .
Newspaper Headline: "OBAMA WINS IN RECORD LANDSLIDE"

My Personal Headline: "SUCK ON THAT HILLARY"
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 05:13 PM
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56. "Hang on to your tax dollars, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
"Hammer and Sickle to Replace Old Glory on Capitol"

"OK, So He Won. Will You Peons SHUT UP NOW?"
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Willo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 06:47 PM
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58. Obama wins by landslide McCain concedes, recinds concession
concedes again..breaking news...
Obama about to give victory speech but we're going live to McCain
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