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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:51 PM
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JOHN MCANE, I WANT MY TOSTER OVEN! POST YOU'RE SPAM HEAR! PRIZES!! BALOONS!! PLEESE HELP ME
Edited on Thu Aug-07-08 10:29 PM by AmericanUnity
Since you're giving prizes for spamming sites here's mine:

-John McCain has hair as white as Moseses.

-He was a maverick once upon a time. I had a dog named Maverick so I should know. So, McCain is at least as good as my dog.

-He is a fenomalal oralator

-He's not as old as Bob Dole!!

-He kind of walks like George V Bush

PLEASE send me my prize

My address is:

York Hunt
666 Airhead Lane
Naples, Florida
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:52 PM
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1. Oh, and hees closer to seeing Heavun than Obama
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:11 PM
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9. His wife is rEaly rich
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:56 PM
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2. He new freekin Moses !!
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:58 PM
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3. He holds the record for crashing the most jets and serviving!
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 09:59 PM
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4. I thought only lesbians get toasters
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:01 PM
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5. OK OK I'll take the OvGlove. I dont care!!!! I want my prize !!! swiss Army nife! I truely dont
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:03 PM
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6. McCain is grate!! Where is your patreeatism? Do you hate Amurica? He reads books!!
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:09 PM
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7. HE IS RELLy OLD THAT IS WAT WE NEED.... OLD PERSONS.
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:09 PM
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8. HE IS NOT FROM FRANSE
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:13 PM
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10. Hey look, it's the new LOLPub internet language...
...

I'm series! This is hugh!
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:20 PM
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13. You liburals hate him for becus he is grate and libruls suk!
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:09 AM
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21. we should start the icanhasfreedumbfryz website and start the captioning. n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:15 PM
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11. He singul-handly broht the POWs from Veit Nam and then kicked som Commie broads ass
wehn she questinned him on why he was back form their and her hubsand wasnt.

I gots vidio:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CazKanlYDg

I wants the Gulf chum those balls look fun and purty.
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:18 PM
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12. yes!! This is wat we nead! A man whos fallin farthur than any candadit ever!
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:22 PM
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14. You are rite. He went to Veitnom. Wow Is that on goggle.com?
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:23 PM
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16. Mcane has seen the inturnet - TO TIMES AlReDy!!
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:23 PM
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15. He'z a eekonomiks genie-us.
I'm series! He'z gonna do a SURGE on teh eekonomie.

Oh crap, I automatically hit spell check by mistake.
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:24 PM
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17. Absalootly!!! He will take care of rich peeple real good
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:26 PM
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18. (I mite git a plain tiket too see him with all this spam!! HELP ME PLEESE!! YOUR GRATE!!
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 10:31 PM
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19. Like Cris Matthews sed, he makes me tinkle down my leg!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-08 11:45 PM
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20. No, you get a toaster oven if you turn somebody gay
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AmericanUnity Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:53 AM
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22. Your French. I can jest tell. Terrist lover is wat you are. You hate freedum!!
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 10:48 AM
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23. Je ne parle pas français
Je ne suis pas une terroriste.

Pomme frites rulz.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 10:51 AM
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24. He's one step ahead of the reaper, so he'll always be one step ahead of al queda
:nuke:
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DeeDeeNY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 10:57 AM
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25. He's no Moran. And he gives good hugs!

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