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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:18 AM
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A Public Service Announcement: For every mean-spirited remark uttered in GD:P, God kills a kitten.
Please don't kill kittens. They're cute... and fluffy.




"I can haz not be killt. Stop teh meenness, k?"


This message has been brought to you by the Church of Kitteh.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:20 AM
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1. I weep for the poor slaughtered kittens of tomorrow...
trying to stop mean-spirited remarks in GDP is like trying to get Larry Craig out of the closet, never gonna happen...
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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:25 AM
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8. They had to drag Larry Craig out of the stall.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:20 AM
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2. I fear for Felis Catus.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:21 AM
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3. Good! I fucking hate cats.....

Dogs rule!


(Did I just kill another cat or two? Woot!)
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:03 AM
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5. Excusez-moi
Dogs slobber - cats rule.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:20 AM
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6. Dogs DO slobber.... but that's part of the fun....
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:29 AM
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10. Actually it is.
My Shepherd could drown a person.
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raebrek Donating Member (467 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 07:00 AM
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15. That depends, was it mean spirited? n/t
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:24 AM
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4. Every single person who ever posted in GD:P is now saying
"I never post anything mean, it's all those other people who are killing kittens."

Yeah, me included.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:20 AM
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7. I'm sure I've killed a whole herd of cats......
....proud of it!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 09:25 AM
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17. I'm not proud, I try to be positive
But now and then, wham, dead kittie. :(
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Justitia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:28 AM
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9. Woah!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/09/funny-pictures-woah/"><img class="mine_1422553" src="" alt="cat" /></a><br />more <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">cat</a> pictures
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 02:41 AM
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11. I haz questjun...
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 01:48 PM
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18. Ceiling Cat... I always knew it was you!
Fie, fie on Ceiling Cat!
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 03:04 AM
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12. Please don't hurt my kittens!

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mloutre Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 04:20 AM
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13. yeah, but... bottom-line...






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Donald Ian Rankin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 06:44 AM
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14. How many flame wars do I need to start to get rid of the feral cat populations of e.g. Australia?
Edited on Fri Aug-08-08 06:45 AM by Donald Ian Rankin
Cats destroy ecosystems. If you've discovered a new way to wipe them out with only a few choice remarks on the vice-presidency, you could help save any number of endangered species from extinction.
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-08 07:04 AM
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16. So that means all kittens in the world are now dead? And he started on the puppies?
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