Here's a novel idea/project for DUers:

that POS Braaaaad Blakeman, that head-shaking puppet-like moran who seems to be on MSNBC even more often than Pat "Adolf" Buchanan, was saying the other night that McCain's ad was 'humorous' and that we need more humor in this campaign.

Well, let's get him some humor: I'm soliciting McCain jokes and we should post them and send them around and make them 'viral'. It should be our version of "The Aristocrats".

Here's an oldie: Why did McCain cross the road?


Because his dick was stuck in a chicken.


HAW! Brad...do you find that...humorous? I suppose it depends upon what you define as 'humor'...if you think that comparing a Harvard Law Review President to Britney Spears is worth a chortle or two, then you might find the above joke funny.

Please post McCain jokes and pass them along. Brad and his ilk need some cheering up!

A little boy goes to his republican dad and asks, "What are Politcs?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
..1. I'm the head of the family, so call me the president
..2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
..3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
..4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working class.
..5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future.

"Now think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severly soiled his diaper So, the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nannys room.

Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad i think i understand the concept of politics now:

The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"

The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class, while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit".

Well done.

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