Top Ten Reasons to Hate Barack Hussein Obama...

:hi: If you're John McCain...

1. Obama looks GREAT in sunglasses, and you look, well, like an old fart wearing sunglasses.

2. Obama has at least thirty years left to live, maybe ten times your remaining number.

3. He has a beautiful and intact nuclear family with no bimbo history.

4. Obama hasn't and wouldn't call Michelle a trollop or a c***.

5. Obama wouldn't use the fake ass "Gas Tax Holiday" pander shit that you tried to sell as a good idea.

6. He's become a world famous celebrity while all you can do is try to make that seem like a bad thing.

7. He's loved by citizens of other nations while you are surely seen as just another American joke.

8. He draw enormous crowds while you draw yawns.

9. Young people are particularly excited by him, while you put your base to sleep.

10. He's going to kick your ass and become president.

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...with running for president.

I hear he acted on it, too. :evilgrin:

Long term relationship possible...

you do NOT call a black woman the c word
no no no

I wouldn't even want to see what would come of that...

...that's a nasty word....nasty.

and that wouldn't be pretty

I can see a friend of mine at work doing that to her boyfriend

Running against a guy who's handsome, charismatic, has a beautiful (first and only) wife and family, is the best orator of his generation, who can sink a 3-pointer, who can think on his feet, who was top of his class at Harvard Law, who can snap his fingers and make money rain from the sky, and who will be the coolest POTUS ever.

man, that woman rocked her interview. I dig her. She's a real woman, not a trophy wife, barbie doll silent appendage. Obama is a lucky man:-) and he must be a good man, to get and keep her. She reminded me of Reese Witherspoon, of all things. She looks like her around the mouth and nose and has the sort of American Sweetheart attitude. Spunky, smart, top of her game but kind-hearted and loves her family but isn't all family-values judgmental. She rocks! It would be great to have a first lady who could be a role model to women and young girls. a Real Person with a voice.

what an awesome first lady she will be. How proud we can be:-)

if you're Cindy McCain

10. She's a lawyer and could take care of herself in a divorce if she had to. Your best option is to wait for your husband to die.

9. She can rock a $60 dress from the Gap. You spend more than that on your face every day.

8. Michelle can be pretty sure her kids would actually vote for their dad if they could.

7. Michelle can be pretty sure that if Republicans used racial slurs against his family, Barack would kick some ass that needs kicking - sure as hell wouldn't kiss said ass just a few years later.

6. Barack doesn't have a wife #1 ghosting around on a cane - unspoken warning, "better not lose your looks, bitch."

5. Only C-word he's ever called her is maybe "cupcake." And that not in public.

4. Barack introduces Michelle to world leaders at classy dinners with wit and grace. John awkwardly pimps you out for a topless banana-eating contest in front of a bunch of drunk bikers.

3. Three words: Vietcong roleplay fantasies. Michelle never has to.

2. Michelle wasn't rich when they got married. She never has to worry if she was just picked for a lifetime supply of free beer.

and the #1 reason:

1. She's going to be First Lady. You're not a lady at all.

Michelle Obama rocks, and not just because she and i were law school classmates. (No, I didn't know her in law school. But it is one of my few brushes with greatness.)

Had it not already been done by JFK, I could see Barack introducing himself as the man who accompanied Michelle Obama to Europe.

That's a pretty great brush with greatness. :thumbsup:

She's Jackie.

I'm from Winnipeg, Canada and my sister does some work for someone in my neighborhood who had a photograph of Barack in her livingroom. So sis asks about it and the lady said, that fellow in the picture with Obama, he's my nephew - he works on Obama's campaign.

neat.

:thumbsup:

and number three....Ouch!

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Fab You Luss Top 10 list! Hit the nail right on the head! :patriot:

Well said :thumbsup:

K&R

The truth hurts... if you're McCain.

I wonder if he ponders these "issues" at 3 in the morning. Especially #2.

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What did I miss???

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A fairly noxious piece of freeper shit.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=224720

Boy, try to have a nice positive thread with happy thoughts and some loser has to muss it up!

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roll his sleeves up and get to work!

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#1 and #10 are my favs!

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#1 and #10 are my favs!

:patriot:

You caught me with that header to your post ;)

I'm glad you dropped in!

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...you'd have to have emotional, congnitive, or serious other problems not to vote for this guy!

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:rofl: these were good, I will have to share with my friends!!!

I was just wanting to post something positive. I didn't take long to think of ten reasons, not long at all...

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I'm not a baby/I'm a tumor thing from Hellboy II.