George Carlin got it right: If life begins at conception.....

Why do expectant couples say they have "2 children with one on the way" instead of "3 children?"

...is this now a legal issue subject to the jurisdiction of the probate court? Seems like the world according to McGarp would make it so!

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funeral after a miscarriage. And, if a woman who was pregnant (and didn't even know it) engaged in risky behavior like smoking or drinking or anything else, did she commit murder or manslaughter if she miscarried?

I like the question below about if a women dies in childbirth, can the fetus be tried for murder?

After all, with rights come obligations!

If a fetus is a human life then if a woman has a miscarriage, why don't they have a funeral?

* George Carlin

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the school budget, and support insurance companies throwing children, especially handicapped children off of health insurance. And when I lived in republican areas of the country my whole family was treated badly because we had a handicapped daughter. Give me a knee jerk liberal any day of the week.

Try to get a wingnut to go for that.

that declares a baby one year old at birth.

" .. when it's a chicken we call it an omelet?"

-- also George Carlin

Thank you! I performed a ham and mushroom poultry abortion just this weekend. It was yummy.

and had to pull over to clean the soda off the dashboard.

Why is it, when it's US, it's called "abortion", and when it's chickens, it's called "omelets"?
In all seriousness though, why, if you believe in the "culture of life" do these repukes love the death penalty? Why is it perfectly OK to invade a country that did us no harm, and kill hundreds of thousands of people?
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more consistent if they cared about anyone who had actually been born.

Pro-life my ass, pro-birth/anti-life would be more accurate.

In my opinion, life doesn't begin until 9pm.

is alive.

:P

...does it get rights?

I bet he'll lose the election. :popcorn:

I'm trying SooOOOooo hard not to ROFL about this. But I failed. I laughed. :)

If a woman miscarries there is no funeral.

One other thing about life beginning at conception. So a woman can be pregnant for quite a while before knowing it. She might be smoking and/or drinking during that time without having a clue that she could be harming her fetus. And usually everything is okay in the end. But sometimes the fetus is harmed by activities the mother does before she knows.

So, if that fetus is a "person" and a miscarriage results, has she committed murder? Has she committed manslaughter?

So, you see, it's not just control of a woman's reproductive life that could be at issue, but control over everything a woman of childbearing age does.

How far do they really want to take this nonsense?

that makes your god the biggest mass-murderer in history."


Another Carlin witticism. ;)

Should the unborn have lawyers?
What about insurance?
What about being included in unemployment statistics?
Should birth certificates be issued at conception? And death certificates after miscarriage?