Dear God: please give Pat explosive diarrhea.

GaYellowDawg

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:03 PM
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Dear God: please give Pat explosive diarrhea.

That way, all that crap comes spraying out of the correct end.

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bridgit

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:04 PM
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1. On Camera!!

:spray:

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DangerousRhythm

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:13 PM
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8. These two posts nearly made me spew my iced tea...

Good form! :rofl:

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FrenchieCat

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:05 PM
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2. Hey...you're paying his salary by watching him......

so you help keep the monster alive.

We, watching C-Span and PBS are not part of that.
We have no crap on our hands, and hear no crap coming out of Pat's mouth.

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GaYellowDawg

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:08 PM
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6. Wrong!

I'm not watching him. I don't even know what channel he's on because I don't have cable. I was doing a little parody on the Pat "heart attack" post. So I have no crap on my hands or in my ears, either, and I'm certainly not helping to "keep the monster alive." So there.

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Besides which, you don't have to watch Pat to know that he's FOS and spews it constantly.

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donco6

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:05 PM
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3. LOL! Thanks for the visual, I guess. n/t

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liberaldem4ever

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:06 PM
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4. He has verbal diarrhea all the time

Sounds like it to me every time I hear him speak. It just sort of spews out. :puke:

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DJ13

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:06 PM
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5. ............

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Lilith Velkor

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:12 PM
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7. Agreed on general principle, if it's Buchanan.

What dumb shit is he spouting now?

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DainBramaged

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:14 PM
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9. You made me spit my tea out and make a messssssss

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Erin Elizabeth

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Mon Aug-25-08 08:15 PM
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10. Dear God: please give Pat an itchy genital

rash that no doctor can diagnose properly and thus no cure can be found. May it itch intensely and every single hour of every day. For the rest of his life.

Amen

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