Cindy McCain's speech outline

I like being so rich that I don't have to worry about
foreclosures or bankruptcy. I like not having to work. I like
to live anywhere I want and having lots of minority servants.
I like to get paychecks from my daddy's alcohol corporation.
(Maybe John and I could get the youth vote by offering free
booze at all of our meet-and-greets.)My hairdresser and
outfitters pick only the best for me. My totally bleached hair
is always perfectly in place. I like to dress in the  most
expensive, custom made clothes.  My jewelry is really
expensive and picked out by my exclusive jewelers. My people
all truly know me...I only like the best of everything. I am
so glad that I was rich enough to attract John McCain. He
relies on me to pay all of his bills and keep him in the style
of life that he wants. I travel all over the world, at great
financial and ecological cost, to show-off what a great
philanthropist I am. It's not just showmanship ehtics...I
REALLY love the attention. Just like John, I have an excuse
for every bad thing I have ever done and that way, no one can
blame me for inappropriate behavior. I am so-o-o lucky. I love
my life.