Jay Leno's monologue : I'm not funny, love McCain and hate Democrats

1 Columns in the stadium are like the Hall of Zeus (shows Samson tearing them down)
2 Obama getting smacked down by Denver Broncos
3 Bill promised to help Obama – keeping promises is not his strong suit
4 Jimmy carter – "don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"
5 Kucinich – had an audience of 1 person
6 You know Democrats, -- police used “Fresh ground pepper spray” on protestors
7 Alcohol is limited there - don’t want anyone getting drunk and sleeping with John Edwards
8 Edwards was at the convention – like in his marriage – in spirit
9 Media is absorbed with Obama - look at Barack watching Barack watching Barack on TV
10-11 Two McCain is old jokes to show fair/balanced.

one more reason to not have a tv in my book.

what a fucking loser.Say hello to the end of your career

But like McCain he has a wad of money so he doesn't give a fuck.

I always expect cheap shots and broad (i.e. not funny) humor aimed at his old, lame audience.