What theme song would you suggest for Sarah Palin's campaign since she can't use Barracuda anymore?

My pick is "Cold As Ice" by Foreigner.

Makes about as much sense as anything she says...

But then, ANY Republic Party Member would feel comfortable singing this...

I don't love the mountains
And I don't love the sea
And I don't love Jesus
He never done a thing for me
I ain't pretty like my sister
Or smart like my dad
Or good like my mama

It's Money That I Love
It's Money That I Love

They say that's money
Can't buy love in this world
But it'll get you a half-pound of cocaine
And a sixteen-year old girl
And a great big long limousine
On a hot September night
Now that may not be love
But it is all right

One, two
It's Money That I Love
Wanna kiss you
Three, four
It's Money That I Love

Used to worry about the poor
But I don't worry anymore
Used to worry about the black man
Now I don't worry about the black man
Used to worry about the starving children of India
You know what I say about the starving children of India ?

I say, "Oh mama"

It's Money That I Love
It's Money That I Love
It's Money That I Love

Roll it over 'n grease
It down
I'll drive you through
The heart of town

It evokes images of Attila the Hun and his hordes of barbarians sweeping across the land.

Her and the entire ticket is nothing but a parody at this point.

She's super freaky!

Eh.... I'll just post a link, and let you draw your own conclusions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euOrnZZkzKg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9y0F16iWRk

or this one....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N29vkIT3eo

If we go with Shirley Manson, there's less chance of it being labeled as "sexist".

by Henry Rollns.

:P

both Sarah and John can use it! :D

Weird Al Yankovic

TlalocW

(I heard that Stephanie Miller played this on her show this week)

Here's the video! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6kPNiscvKs

That is SO funny Steph played it on her show, I had no idea! It REALLY fits. :rofl:

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Downtown Julie Brown


Everybody run, the homecoming Queen has a gun

Peggy Lee.

WICKED

Sample lyrics:

"...lets just say I loathe it all.
Every little trait however small,
makes my very flesh begin to crawl, with simple utter loathing
theres a strange exilhiration in such total
detestation. It's so pure so strong
though i do admit it came on fast
still i do believe that it can last
and i will be loathing,
loathing you my whole life long."

"BITCHACUDA"

Dennis Leary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN3hVL6vzxM&feature=related

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights seems appropriate

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNVat3XTgtk&feature=related

"Shame Shame Shame yea ya shoulda known better"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig3tgyYiAM

I guess this one applies more to McCain than Palin, though, since he's actually run for President before... :P

The Bitch is Back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj52XtqF0Iw

Frank Zappa

:hippie:

:evilgrin:

:)

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

(we miss you, George!)

You know - replace man with woman and there ya go!

Debbie, Sarah... same difference. This song fits her 'cause she's got Crazy Eyes™ AND... she did it for Johnny.


ARTIST: Julie Brown
TITLE: The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Debbie was homecoming queen

She looked so pretty in pink chiffon, chiffon
Riding the float with her tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in her hand, bouquet
She looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing Evergreen
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

{Refrain}
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Debbie's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Buffie's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, Mitzie's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Debbie, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you just did
Are you having a really bad period

{Refrain}

Stop Debbie, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Debbie didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

{Refrain}

Debbie's really having a blast
She's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
She hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Debbie, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near


So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a

eom

Snoop Dogg-Doggystyle
Kelis-Milkshake (i hate that song) lmfao

Tom Petty - Free Fallin'
Beatles - Think for Yourself

Top 20 worst song titles of all time website - FUNNY!
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-poems-songs/top-song-titles.html

The second verse of Eve of Destruction written about 1965 by Barry McGuire says it as well today as it did back then- I can hear Bob Dylan now


"Don't you understand, what I'm trying to say?
Can't you see the fear that I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed, there's no running away,
There'll be noone to save with the world in a grave,
take a look around you, boy, it's bound to scare you, boy,
but you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction."

Papa I know you're going to be upset
'Cause I was always your little girl
But you should know by now
I'm not a baby

You always taught me right from wrong
I need your help, daddy please be strong
I may be young at heart
But I know what I'm saying

The one you warned me all about
The one you said I could do without
We're in an awful mess, and I don't mean maybe - please

Chorus:

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, oh
I'm gonna keep my baby, mmm...

He says that he's going to marry me
We can raise a little family
Maybe we'll be all right
It's a sacrifice

But my friends keep telling me to give it up
Saying I'm too young, I ought to live it up
What I need right now is some good advice, please

(chorus)

Daddy, daddy if you could only see
Just how good he's been treating me
You'd give us your blessing right now
'Cause we are in love, we are in love, so please

(chorus)

Papa don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
(repeat)

Oh, I'm gonna keep my baby, ooh
Don't you stop loving me daddy
I know, I'm keeping my baby

There you stood, everybody watched you play
I just turned and walked away
I had nothing left to say

turn it up....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZqKPL7Nov4&feature=related

Now, who has a tune to put it to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQRF4Ml1iVQ&feature=related

So you think you know how to wipe your own nose
You think you know how to button your clothes
You don't know shit if you hadn't already guessed
You're just a bump on the log of life, 'cause mother knows best

She tells everybody she was born in a ditch
She back-combs her hair 'till she looks like a witch
Wolves in her train, serpents suckle at her breast
Don't forget to wash behind your ears, 'cause mother knows best

O you lost your job, well ain't that a shame
You got nobody but yourself to blame
You deserve everything you get for such a carelessness
And don't eat your peas off the knife, 'cause mother knows best

So your baby's hungry, so your baby's sick
Don't make babies, that'll do the trick
Put another string of barbed wire in your little love nest
It's better than a cardboard box, 'cause mother knows best

She got a zombie army to serve her well
She got a thousand bloodhounds from the gates of hell
She got a hundred black horses with sulphur and coal on their breath
And she rides the unbelievers down, mother knows best

She says "Bring me your first-born, and I'll suck their blood
Bring me your poor, I can trample in the mud
Bring me your visionaries, I can put out their eyes
And bring me your scholars, I'll have them all lobotomised,
'Cause mother knows best

AK/DC

Everclear was in NJ yesterday and their lead singer Art Alexakis, (a Democratic delegate for Oregon in 2004), Dedicated this song to his "girlfriend" Sarah Palin. I checked out the lyrics - very cool. He also dedicate a song to "my friend John McCain. It's called 'You Make Me Feel Like a Whore".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll2z9HwTNQk

"Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

You know I used to be a bad girl
I got busy in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yeah I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong

Yeah, yeah

I really used to be a bad girl
I had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend Tom
I know I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong
I used to love to do the things they tell me not to do
But now I'm different--now I sing a new song

I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-banged in the bathroom at my high school prom
Yes, I used to be a real wild child
But now I am a Volvo-driving soccer mom

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I wonder where all the porn stars go
'Cause when you need one, they are never around

I think they moved out to the suburbs
And now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives
They all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children
Blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives

Where do all the porn stars go
When the lights go down?
I think I know where all the porn stars go
They all become Volvo-driving soccer moms

Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHC9NANKluU


Some Beatles possibilities, in addition to "Piggies"...

Polythene Pam
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sUCuAZOWvM

Happiness Is A Warm Gun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvV76jDZFyk&feature=related

Bungalow Bill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az42McP4__k

Or?..

Quinn the Eskimo - Manfred Mann
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIQLIx2Onw&feature=related

Bang bang shoot shoot

Fuck a song for this POS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcXPCX8BSdk

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
was sure for those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.

Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
was sure for those
who dare to cross the line.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.*
Because I'm tired of waiting.

Consequences dictate
our course of action
and it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate
my course of action
I should play GOD
and shoot you myself.*
I'm very tired of waiting.

I should
kick you,
beat you,
fuck you,
and then shoot you in your fucking head.*

They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm I am an actual worm
I live like a worm

I like to play the drums
I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism
I'll show you what I know and you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums...


The lyrics make no sense--much like her selection as VP.

I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world...

but howzabout Type O Negative's "Christian Woman"

i will give myself a :spank: for this so you don't have to.

A: body of christ (corpus christi)
B: to love god
C: j.c. looks like me

A cross upon her bedroom wall
From grace she will fall
An image burning in her mind
And between her thighs

A dying god-man full of pain
When will you cum again ?
Before him beg to serve or please
On your back or knees
Theres no forgiveness for her sins
Prefers punishment ?
Would you suffer eternally
Or internally ?

For her lust
Shell burn in hell
Her soul done medium well
All through mass manual stimulation
Salvation

Body of christ
She needs
The body of christ

Shed like to know god
Ooh love god
Feel her god
Inside of here - deep inside of her

Jesus christ looks like me

It's an instrumental

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4kiXh8YOzk

Wagner: the Official Theme Music of Crazy-Ass Fascists since 1933.

"I'm a mummy.....I scare people...."

Imagination - Just an Illusion
"Searching for a destiny that's mine
there's another place another time.
Touching many hearts along the way
hoping that I'll never have to say
It's just an illusion - illusion - illusion."

Eagles - Lyin' Eyes
"You can't hide your lyin' eyes
And your smile is a thin disguise
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin eyes"


David Bowie - This is Not America
"There was a time
A storm that blew so pure
For this could be the biggest sky
And I could have
The faintest idea

Snowman melting
From the inside
Falcon spirals
To the ground
So bloody red
Tomorrows clouds

A little piece of you
The little piece in me
Will die
For this is not America"

from ELO.

Which is also the theme song for the TV show Fear Itself.

The song doesn't have any words so, we can make up our own, like:

Run wolves! Run polar bears! Run Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen! Sarah's got a gun!