10 Comments Overheard During Secret Palin Cram Sessions?

I found this on Wonkett. Sarah Palin is not talking to the press because she is studying (craming) foreign policy material. This is good stuff(and probably frightfully accurate)



Neilist says at 8:36 pm, September 6th, 2008
- ReplyTop 10 Comments Overheard During Secret Palin Cram Sessions?

10. Well, no, Governor. Not everyone on Earth speaks English.

9. The “Evil Soviet Empire”? Well, we in the State Department haven’t called it that for some time now.

8. Burnt? No, the people in Africa were born that color. And the “little yellow ones” don’t have jaundice.

7. Yes, we realize that Baby Jesus was not Jewish. Nonetheless, the Israelis are not Southern Bapists.

6. Those things the Saudi royal family wear are not dresses, regardless of how much they like holding hands with President Bush.

5. When we say “Chinese,” we’re usually not talking about ordering take-out, Governor.

4. That’s a tough one, Govenor. Maybe we can get someone from NASA to explain how, given that the Earth really is flat as stated in the Bible, all those reconnaissance satellites manage to stay in orbit.

3. I undersand your concerns, Govenor. But as used in State Department briefing memos, “French” is not a sexual reference that might be bad for Bristol to hear.

2. Yes, “Indians.” You know, the subcontinent? “India”? Around 900 million or so people? Next to Chin . . . . No, we’re not making it up.

::: Internal Mental Dialogue: Fuck me: I took the Foreign Service Exam for THIS???:::

And No. 1 Comment Overheard During Secret Palin Cram Session?

1. We’re sure your beauty queen gown was lovely, Govenor. But we don’t mean that kind of “Muslim.”


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