Most humorous response ever to a "Hey, Liberal Idiots" post

I had to laugh when I read this response to a posting in TPM Cafe titled

"Hey, Liberal Idiots, Here's Why I Support McCain/Palin!" (...followed by a list of imbecilic reasons for supporting McCain/Palin).

Response:

Sir, just because you likely have an erectile disfunction, causing random and inappropriate outbursts of anger like your diatribe above, and your family (if they're still around) hates you and your life is basically in the shitter... why are we required to deal with it?

There was a time... believe it or not... when it was assumed that in the so-called "two-party system", one side believed one thing; the other side believed another; the two put up candidates and may the best man win. No one side of the political divide disrespected the other, simply for existing.

Now, dysfunctional fringe elements who get their talking points (not to mention what passes for their thought processes) from extremely rich corporofascists on the radio (who BTW would not pee on you, if you were on fire) accuse their worthy opponents of being "tards", "traitors" and the like.

This note is just to let you know that, in another, not all-that-distant America, people like you didn't even have a place to vent, nor to be exploited by a political party for their stupidity and lack of sophistication. So say "thank you", at the very least. Then go wipe yourself, and clock-in at the parking garage.

Posted by Barry Champlain
September 8, 2008 12:47 PM | Reply | Permalink

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/2008/09/hey-liberal-idiots-heres-why-i.php

The "McCain supporter" to whom this response was directed was actually just spoofing (no one could be THAT dumb, could they? I ask rhetorically, knowing the answer is "yes"), but I don't think that fact alters the brilliance of the response.

People like that take pride in being ignorant.