Famous College issues statement regarding Palin

Frostbite Falls, Minnesota

The famed institution of higher learning "Wossamotta U" issued a statement today regarding Sarah Palin, the Republican Vice Presidential candidate.

"It is in no uncertain terms that the Dean and Regents of Wossamotta U condemn the Republican selection of Sarah Palin as a contender for the Office of the Vice President of the United States. Wossamotta U is concerned that a candidate for Vice President who cannot meet the national press face to face is hardly equipped to be able to discuss policy issues with the likes of Boris Badenov, Natasha Fatale or Mr. Big. In addition, Wossamotta U has always been proud of its Alces alces alumni and we find abhorrent the apparently proud rantings of this candidate as she slaughters members of this Family".

"Wossamotta U" is the alma mater of Bullwinkle J. Moose who has been missing for quite sometime now. Attempts to reach his partner, Rocket (Rocky) J. Squirrel have also been in vain.

His meat is in the freezer.