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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:31 AM
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Chuck Norris it BATSHIT INSANE!
Idiot wants to actually SHRINK THE SIZE OF CONGRESS!

What a batshit loon that fucker is! He wants to take away representation in Congress!!!!

How un-American can one fuckwad be?
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:31 AM
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1. To just him and his beard-fist?
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dennis4868 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:32 AM
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2. I think all that fighting...
has finally gotten the best of him...poor chucky!
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:35 AM
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3. Norris is a delusional asshat...
who is biblicaly insane.
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:38 AM
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4. Yeah but at least his ego is fine:
From the Chuck Norris Official website, http://www.chucknorris.com/ (see Farwell Letter)

Chuck's "Farewell to Walker" Letter
Dear Friends:

I was lying in bed a couple of months ago and I started reflecting back to my Martial Arts career as a fighter. I remembered back to 1974, when I decided to retire after six years as the undefeated World Middleweight Karate Champion. I thought that I could defend my title again in 1975 at the age of 35 and win my seventh consecutive year, but then again I could probably lose, so I decided to retire as an undefeated champion. To this day I am considered one of the top fighters of all time. If I had fought and lost, that may not have been the case.

Then I began thinking about Walker, Texas Ranger. Fortunately, Walker has been a top rated series for eight years and I thought it could probably have a successful ninth season, but then again maybe not. Anyway that is the reason I am ending Walker, Texas Ranger. I want the series to end as a winner. I know the let down of Walker being over will be very emotionally hard on me, just as it did when I retired as a fighter, but I did not stop doing my Martial Arts when I retired and I will not stop acting when Walker is over. I hope whenever my acting career goes that I will still have your support! As I have always believed, "When one door closes, a bigger one opens."

God Bless you.

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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:46 AM
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6. Unfortunately, at Chuck's age, the next doors to open up
for him will probably be Hell's Gate.
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jakem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 07:09 AM
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10. "I will not stop acting when Walker is over"

but when will he START acting!
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:39 AM
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5. It's not unreasonable for a lunatic, republikkan, fundie
They go out of their way to disenfranchise voters, so why not just take away their representatives too
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 05:52 AM
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7. You DO know of course that Chuck Norris
Tears can cure Cancer?

Well, now you know :)
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 06:15 AM
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8. Oh Yeah? Well *You* Tell Him He's Wrong.
Edited on Wed Sep-10-08 06:15 AM by MannyGoldstein
I'll be waiting right here behind these mattresses.
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WeDidIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-10-08 07:07 AM
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9. i'd NEVER Be Afraid to tell Norris He's BATSHIT INSANE
If the batshit insane motherfucker opened up on me, I'd PWN his stupid ass in a court.

If he killed me, no member of my extended family would ever want for money for the rest of their lives.

So yeah, I'd call him BATSHIT INSANE to his face any day.
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