My encounter with a Republican.

So I ran into some guy somewhere.

Man: "I'm supporting John McCain."

Me: "Are you fucking serious?"

Man: "Y..."

Me: "Jesus fucking Christ, you're a fucking moron."

And I walked away shaking my head.

Laugh because that's just so comical. Cry because that is one guy who will forever remain on the dark side without any help.

-won’t-wear-pants-Republican-Rush-Limberger-loving grandmother the other day…

G’ma: So, what do you think about the election?

Me: (rolling eyes…dreading this conversation) Well, I saw both conventions.

G’ma: Yes! Its going to be an exciting race. What do you think about SAR-AH????

Me: I don’t care for her…she’s vile in the way she speaks. Sounds very hateful.

G’ma: Oh, I just love her. But I could do without McCain.

Me: Really? So are you listening to what Obama has to offer?

G’ma: No, I don’t trust him.

Me: Wow…all that I've read about him…sounds like he is for the little people and is a good, Christian man…

G’ma: Oh, by the way…how’s your mother?

And that side of the family wonders why I dont discuss politics with them....