Paul Reiser, not someone I ever would have imagined thinking thoughtful political thoughts, rips off a good one about the insanity of the McCain campaign:
"So everyone's talking about the nasty spike of nastiness in the presidential race--a spike brilliantly orchestrated by the Republican machinery--and Republican John McCain takes a moment to point out that even this is Barack Obama's fault. ...
"Am I just losing my friggin' mind? Seriously. I keep looking around the room to see if I'm living in some suddenly altered state where everything we know is now called the opposite, and nobody notices. Or can stop it.
"'I wish I didn't have to take your lunch money, but you shouldn't of hadda brung it.'
"We're in the 3rd grade again. The skinny, smart kid who just moved in to the neighborhood is getting roughed-up by the asshole bully. The kid who hits you in the head with your hand and says, 'Why're you hitting yourself? Why're you hitting yourself?'"
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