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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:47 PM
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Given Palin's New Found Russian Expertise - What are you an expert at using Palin Logic?
I know, Palin and Logic?

Well I wanted to tell you that I once worked in a building that also had an IBM office, therefor I am an expert on Super conductors and all things computing.

Where I work now also has 3 law firms and a few non-profits (I work in the DC area) so I want to tell you all I am an expert on healthcare outreach, tax law, and I am sure many other things...

What are you an expert on?
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Whalestoe Donating Member (928 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:49 PM
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1. I've seen a porno, so I must be a pornstar. n/t
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:51 PM
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3. No, I think It would make you a sex therapist, or a Marriage Expert
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Whalestoe Donating Member (928 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:54 PM
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6. LOL
Good point... I just can't think as warped as Palin: "I C RUSSIANS; EYE NO HOW TO DEAL WITH 4 N PAUL ICEY'S"

She's crazy.
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WillYourVoteBCounted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:54 AM
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32. DUZZY/DUZZIE?
this thread is going to create all sorts of nominations to Vice President of Duzzies?
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Phredicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:51 PM
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2. I live in LA, so I'm clearly a Mexico expert;
plus, the story is that Einstein once slept in my classroom, so I am an expert on his Theory of Relativity.O8)
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joop Donating Member (344 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:53 PM
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4. great question
one of my neighbors is a voice over artist so I have lots of experience in additional dialogue recording. Behind me lives a lawyer so I, by extension, have attended Yale. I have three boys and a husband so evidently I have experience being a man. And as a person living in a state occasionally shaken by earthquakes I am an adjunct seismologist.

Gee and I thought I was just a stay at home mom all these years...
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:55 PM
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9. Holy moly - you are a skilled soon to be dude lawyer scientist... unstopable!
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:54 PM
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5. A DUer had the absolute best response - "I can see the moon from my house
but that doesn't make me an astronaut."
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Ioo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:56 PM
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11. OMG!!! Me too... want to get together and talk moon stuff?
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:09 AM
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18. I'd be willing to talk texture of the cheese there?
I imagine it a mild, buttery type.
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droidamus2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:55 PM
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7. amazing
I knew that some part of Alaska and some part of Russia are close to each other but I wasn't really sure exactly how that worked. It turns out that there are two islands, I think they are out at the end of the Aleutian island chain in the middle of the Bering straits. Note : if my geography is off by a little bit let me know. So Palin's claim to international experience is because two small islands in the middle of nowhere happen to be within a few miles of each other. Hey I live in Vermont about 25 miles from the Canadian border in about 20 minutes I can be standing on the border. I know vote 'me' for VP because I have vast experience being near a foreign country.
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buzzard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:55 PM
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8. I live in Canada so I am an expert in all things USA.n/t
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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:49 AM
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28. Canada, please liberate us. We
apologize for all the moose jokes:)
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:56 PM
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10. Cuba and Castro! I'm in Florida.
and I don't blink, lol!
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Jersey Devil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:57 PM
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12. I drive under the UN Building on the FDR so I should be Amb to the UN
Why not? Has Palin ever been underneath Russia?
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:58 PM
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13. I live in a house
Obviously I can solve the housing crisis.
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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-12-08 11:58 PM
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14. I live near a metro station therefore I could be Director of Transportation (eom)
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:01 AM
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15. I can see the moon from my apartment some nights
therefore I am an astronaut.

I live in Minnesota. Therefore I know everything there is to know about Canada.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:01 AM
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As a member of DU, I know best how Obama should run his Campaign!
Hah!
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:01 AM
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16. I'm a librarian and so far no books have been removed from my shelves
so I'm pretty much an expert on everything - even pastors and gays.
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Metric System Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:06 AM
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17. I work next to a law firm so if anybody needs any legal advice come see me!
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:13 AM
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19. All of my neighbors are Chinese so I know everything about China.
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blitzen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:15 AM
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20. I live in a house, so I'm a master homebuilder.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:17 AM
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21. Even though I'm of German/Polish heritage with 0% Native American blood
I should be the next Chief of all tribes in Oklahoma since I live here.

I can also be a vet specializing in ferrets since I own 2.

And I'm a crime scene forensics scientist because when some drunk bozo decided to put 3 bullets through my front door, I found 2 of them before the cop did.

TlalocW
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nevergiveup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:18 AM
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22. I have a Mickey Mouse watch
so I thus have the knowledge to be an executive at ABC. Hum, I was trying to come up with a funny analogy but maybe this isn't so far fetched.
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mokawanis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 12:21 AM
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23. I live in Wisconsin, but
Edited on Sat Sep-13-08 12:21 AM by mokawanis
I've been to Alaska, which of course qualifies me to be governor of that state.
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silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:39 AM
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26. You're more qualified than Palin will ever be. nt
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w13rd0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:10 AM
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24. I'm a botanist!
I live near a garden.

Oh, I'm also an astronaut, because I'm surrounded by space.
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silverojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:37 AM
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25. I can see corn fields from my house
Therefore I'm a farmer. :eyes:
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MattBaggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:49 AM
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27. Masturbation
Got a doctorate.
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mrreowwr_kittty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:51 AM
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29. There are 3 bank branches within a mile of my house.
Therefore, I'm an expert on banking and finance.

Also, there's a supermarket. Therefore, I'm an expert in retail and food delivery.

OMG! There's a tireshop and oil change place in the same stripmall. Therefore, I'm an expert on automobiles and transportation.

Did I mention the nail salons and real estate offices?

Goddammit! Why am I not a VP candidate??!?
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democrat2thecore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:54 AM
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31. That was hilarious! I needed the laugh - thanks! -nt
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th13182 Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:53 AM
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30. I live in an apartment....
therefore, I have executive experience managing a rental complex.
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WillYourVoteBCounted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 01:56 AM
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33. I read something about Palin, so I'm a Palintologist
:)
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:03 AM
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35. I'm A Haz Mat Estimator So I Am A White House Expert
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:23 AM
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36. I live in CA, we can see Mexico from here...I'm ready to lead! nt
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MadBadger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:37 AM
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37. Women
There's one across the hall?
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cindyw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:39 AM
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38. I could see the fires on the hills behind my house this year, so I must be a firefighter.
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Bread and Circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:54 AM
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39. I live in Michigan, given that Chicago is west of me...I could probably run that city
no sweat.

Just give me the keys to the city and the maps to the sewers and I'm all set.

Also, I'm pretty much an expert in maritime trade because of the Great Lakes and all that.
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moondust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:51 AM
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40. I looked up at the sky today and realized that I'm an astronomer.
Amazin'!
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:56 AM
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41. I will be opening my medical practice specializing in gynecology
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coalition_unwilling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:39 PM
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42. My wife and I live in the US with
Edited on Sat Sep-13-08 02:40 PM by coalition_unwilling
all the crazies. Therefore we are both psychiatrists!
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:52 PM
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43. I see London, I see France, I saw a pair of underpants
I'm the lingerie ambassador to London and France
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renie408 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:55 PM
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44. From my new job, I can see a locksmith's shop, so I am expert on security. n/t
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Larry in KC Donating Member (465 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 02:58 PM
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45. I've been to church... I'm not sure if that makes me a theologian, or God
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MN Treehugger Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:10 PM
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46. From where I sit in my house
I can see a pile of indeterminate animal shit. Therefore, one can only conclude that I'd make a marvelous wildlife biologist.

At the same time, I'm also posting on a forum. Obviously as a result, I'd do a hell of a job at ruling the internets.
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MN Treehugger Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:15 PM
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47. From where I sit in my house
I can spot a pile of indeterminate animal shit out in the yard. Once can only conclude that I'd make a marvelous wildlife biologist.
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:19 PM
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48. I live in Philadelphia, so I'm an expert in Constitutional Law. nt
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:25 PM
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49. And FYI, I once talked to a Ben Franklin impersonator. So I'm clearly also a Founding Father.
You can call me "Jefferson Dem" from here on out.

Oh, wait...

:evilgrin:
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:36 PM
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50. I'm a fookin' Fireman and Policeman
rolled into one 'cause I can see the Police dept and the Fire Station out my Attic Apartment and I pass them on the way to work everyday. I'm so close by I can smell the chili:P

Is she really that damn dumb?!!
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retread Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-13-08 03:50 PM
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51. I see stars at night, therefore I am an astrophysicist. n/t
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