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Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 04:59 PM by PCIntern
Every weekday at 6 A.M. starts the morning circle-jerk with Joey "Seven knots in the handkerchief" Scarborough, his "niece" Mika the back-seat-of-the-car-protester (Don't do that! Stop! That's not nice!) and the Nazi-cum-fluffer/Predator- Pat Buchanan. It is non-stop excoriating of the Democrats (read: communists) and rather transparently at that. when this group is exhausted from their orgy of liberal-bashing, they light up their smokes and puff away. I can only imagine the set following the broadcast: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
In case the MSNBC morning starts to become old, you can turn to CNN and Kiran Chetry, who has a great shape, but no mind to speak of, and that paleo-lizard John Roberts, who, when he was with CBS, I actually used to like. They're a great looking couple and are right at home destroying the myth of the 'liberal media'. Kiran and her legs used to star at FOX, but her I.Q. was probably too close to 3 digits to give he job security, so they kindly let her go and now she's a fixture at CNN. They give you the one-two punch you need to get out of bed in the morning, since the snide repartee of Roberts towards any Democrat can send you rushing for the emesis bowl faster than you can say "I'm John McCain and I approved this message". He's good-looking in that aged porno star way - sort of like the guy on Skinemax whose car breaks down and he has to stay in the out-of-the-way house for a weekend with the lonely lady who has been sex-starved since her husband mysteriously died of a heart attack one night after 'lovemaking'. Kiran, for her part, smiles when she sticks the shiv in, and you can always count on her for that extra I'm-on-top special.
FOX of course, is all XXX political porno all the time.
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