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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:18 PM
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WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR PRESIDENT?
The worst financial crisis since the depression and not ONE FUCKING WORD.
Where is the "We got this"
Where the fuck is "We are on top of this".
Where the fuck is "Your investments are safe".

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:19 PM
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1. Reading "My Pet Investment Banker"? n/t
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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Thanks.
Need a smile.

The FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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knixphan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:22 PM
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14. Nice!!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:55 PM
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53. ...
:spray:
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:23 PM
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78. Good one!
Funny - somebody on "Hardball," I think - Salon.com editor-in-chief Joan Walsh perhaps - who actually said "where is the president?" FDR would have been on a fireside chat with the nation, somebody should have gone on the air on Monday, to reassure nervous Americans that there was a firm hand at the wheel. But he's off somewhere. Off his rocker. Off the wagon most likely.
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:35 PM
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80. lol!
:spray:
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codjh9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:38 PM
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81. HAH! Great, thanks.
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 02:15 AM
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108. He's
probably playing a round of golf...

"now watch this drive"...
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Just-plain-Kathy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:32 AM
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115. He's
probably thinking...'My Dad got me into this, he'd better not leave me out of his will'.
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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2. Who Are You Talking About?
The fucker who's in the WH now sure as hell isn't MY president.
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geekgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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3. drinking, would be my guess. i think he's pretty much phoning it in at this point. nt
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:26 PM
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61. Whaddya mean "at this point"???
This guy couldn't run a birthday party in my nephew's backyard.
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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4. Clearing brush in Galveston?
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:34 PM
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41. He couldn't possibly...
be doing anything that useful.
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mikelgb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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5. Al Gore or John Kerry?
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tblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:21 PM
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9. Bwaaaaaaahahaha!
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YvonneCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:46 PM
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70. THAT's what I was going to...
...say! :7 I just love Presidents Gore and Kerry. Haven't they been doing a great job?? ;)
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road2000 Donating Member (995 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:43 AM
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145. My president has been running a great ad.
It's from wecansolveit.org, a project of the Alliance for Climate Protection.
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:03 AM
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147. Exactly what I was thinking.
Technically I would say Gore because he would've won a second term in 2004.
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:03 AM
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148. Dupe. Delete.
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 11:09 AM by grace0418
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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6. You don't seriously want King Midas in Reverse to lay hands on this do you?
The only thing that could fuck things up even more is Bush involving himself.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 PM
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7. Didn't he say something today like,
"The economic indicators are not as positive as we'd like them to be" or some such shit? Maybe that was a spokesperson and not him.
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adoraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:21 PM
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11. WOW. Was that recently?
like, within the last few days?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:42 PM
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47. I heard the quote on NPR, but now I'm not sure who said it.
Isn't there a link of Freak Repubic called "A Day in the Life of President Shrub"? It describes his every move. I'm gonna go take a look (takes deep breath and plugs nose).
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adoraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:32 PM
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67. good luck haha
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TooRaLoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:48 AM
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102. And he mentioned the "adjustments" that the market is dealing with.
Seriously.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:59 AM
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122. Well. (Heaves sigh of relief)
I guess we have nothing to worry about then, do we? :sarcasm:
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ailsagirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:46 PM
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151. I heard that one too. Chalked it up to his tenuous grip on reality
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:21 PM
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8. he's getting ready to tell us all to 'go out and buy something...spend some money...
we'll feel better and help the economy through this terrible time..."
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AZBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:21 PM
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10. The GOP has asked him to lay low.
His presence anywhere hurts McCain's chances. And since all Republicans put party, and just about everything else, above country, he's obeying.
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:22 PM
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12. He's AWOL yet again!
Are you surprised by this?
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ChimpersMcSmirkers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:22 PM
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13. Do we really want him to tinker with this?
He is a POS for not reassuring folks, though. This thing could get really ugly really quick. Calming market participants would be nice right about now.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:22 PM
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15. Drinking heavily, his fate and legacy is sealed now.
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Chorophyll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:22 PM
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16. He's looking forward to January 2009
almost as much as we are. Maybe even more. Good riddance.
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my3boyz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:25 PM
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27. He doesn't have to wait. He can pack his damn bags now as long as he takes Cheney
with him.
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PetrusMonsFormicarum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:22 PM
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17. He's reorganizing
his collection of dingleberries.

From the American heritage Dictionary:

din·gle·ber·ry (dĭng'gəl-běr'ē)
n. Vulgar Slang

1. A piece of dried feces caught in the hair around the anus.
2. An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.
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Claire Beth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:23 PM
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18. Do we have one?
I forgot we even had one since the one sitting in the oval office is NOT presidential material.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:23 PM
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19. AND NOT ONE FUCKING RECOMMENDATION.
:evilgrin:

sorry, a little drunk right now. MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE
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Narkos Donating Member (919 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:24 PM
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23. I'll give you a gosh darn rec!! K&R!!!
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:25 PM
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28. ABOUT FUCKING TIME
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:49 AM
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135. I spent those five minutes in the garden
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:50 AM
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136. delete
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 09:53 AM by TheBorealAvenger
dupe
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:23 PM
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20. He would just make things worse.. If I never see or hear from him again it will be to soon
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salguine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:23 PM
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21. Probably 'cause they haven't, they aren't, and they're not.
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TomInTib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:24 PM
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22. Probably hunkered down in his bed wif his head tucked under his widdle pillow.
Nerves of steel, and all that.

I think he broke down during yesterday's meeting and had to be sedated.

You know, the meeting after which he was going to make a statement to the press.

The statement which was canceled, mid-meeting.
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:25 PM
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24. Maybe he's started packing: 124 days!
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DebJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:25 PM
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25. Maybe he's started packing: 124 days!
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Aqaba Donating Member (781 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:25 PM
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26. He is in Africa... I'm not kidding.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:27 PM
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29. IT'S CALLED "SATELLITES"
HE COULD AT LEAST PHONE HOME.

FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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Aqaba Donating Member (781 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:28 PM
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35. Here's a picture of Bush in Ghana while the USA implodes
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Earth Bound Misfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 07:30 PM
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158. JUST. FUCKING. WOW.
No words to describe the MONUMENTAL STUPIDITY of this idiot.
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MO_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:27 PM
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30. Pacing the floor
wondering if his pension is going to be there for him, realizing the Boosh fortune is probably lost now. And wondering who will give Laura a teaching job.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:27 PM
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31. Insert Fred Flinstone skedaddle sound bite here!
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:27 PM
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32. Here...

Mr. President, our economy is failing fast.
Soon the DOW will be lower than when you first came into office in 2000!



Wha..Wha....What should I do?
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ForeignSpectator Donating Member (970 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 03:56 AM
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111. The "Reading makes a country great!" beside him is just rich!!
First time I noticed that...
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:28 PM
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33. He's disengaged. They'll feed him video briefings.
Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 07:31 PM by David Zephyr
He's an ass.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:30 PM
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37. ....
:woohoo: FUCKER
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nam78_two Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:28 PM
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34. Tuning his guitar perhaps?
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:28 PM
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36. SO, IS THIS GOING TO SINK ALSO.....
I'M PISSED. WATCHING MY 401 SINK LIKE A FUCKING ROCK.

THIS POST WON'T.

FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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yy4me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:31 PM
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38. He's in Texas at the farm, putting lipstick on the pig. n/t
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 02:22 PM
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153. I don't even want to think where you might be going with this. nm
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 02:23 PM
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154. Are you refering to Barbara? Yikes. I think I am getting sick. nm
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NoSheep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:31 PM
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39. Al Gore or John Kerry?
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:34 PM
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40. FUCK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH
Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 07:35 PM by Lochloosa
WORST FUCKING PRESIDENT TO EVER DESTROY THIS GREAT COUNTRY.

FUCK I'M PISSED.
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mokawanis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:36 PM
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42. Bored, neglected, possibly drunk
I can see him just sitting in the oval office, twirling a pencil, and saying "Fuck it, I don't give a shit."
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Monty__ Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:38 PM
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43. Personally, I've been President-less since 2001
Just sayin
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:46 AM
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100. That is exactly how I have felt too...
:thumbsup:
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:39 PM
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44. He's busy decishoineratin'.
It's hard work.
I mean, the work that I do, it's hard.
Makin' decishions. Hard.
Workin' hard makin' decishions.

Aw, fuck it, who'm I foolin', I'm drinkin' Jim Beam two quarts at a time, stayin' blind drunk.

And fuck everbody in Texas, I hate that fuckin' state.
Always did.
Laura's makin' me stay there.

Don't like her much anymore, either.

Fuck, I'm drunk, YEEEHAAAAA!!!
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:40 PM
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45. FUCK HIM!
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stillcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:40 PM
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46. What's he going to say?
Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 07:41 PM by stillcool47
Heckuva job Bernanke!
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:54 PM
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51. "I got mine, sucks to be you."
"Heh-heh!"
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babsbunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:53 PM
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48. You mean John Kerry?
Or Al Gore?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:53 PM
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49. He's preparing to commemorate the 145th anniversary of the Battle of Chicamauga
http://www.wtvm.com/Global/story.asp?S=9029410

Oh...Did you mean the sockpuppet prez?
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Pisces Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:54 PM
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50. Reading "My Pet Goat" in a dark closet with a flashlight.
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:55 PM
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52. He's going to fly halfway across the continent and hide in a hole again
Probably the gold vault at Ft. Knox this time.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:56 PM
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54. Things go better with Coke!
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:57 PM
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55. WHAT PRESIDENT?
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David Zephyr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:57 PM
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56. K&R.
Kicking. Anger is healthy. Anger is the appropriate response.
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blue sky at night Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 07:58 PM
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57. Unfortunately ..........
when asked which of these statements are true:

I replied "none of the above".

and who the fuck cares...he couldn't screw in a light bulb to shed light on anything.
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:02 PM
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58. Well, guess that means we're completely on our own now, eh. Hell isn't hot enough for that thing
we call POTUS.
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President Decider Donating Member (646 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:20 PM
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59. Repubs don't want to call themselves Republicans right now ....
The worst financial crisis since the depression and

NOT ONE FUCKING WORD FROM YOUR REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT!

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RNdaSilva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 08:23 AM
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128. Yep, he's the only person left claiming to be a Republican.
They, the un-Republicans, want him exiled...as far away as possible. He's an orphan. They might allow him to return to the U.S. November 5th. After an Obama victory he might not want to leave the country again...he'll have to remain in Texas under close security.
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:24 PM
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60. Katrina Redux
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neverforget Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:27 PM
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62. Everything he touches turns to shit ......
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:29 PM
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63. FOR YOUR INFORMATION
he is huddled up with his two most trusted advisers, Mr. Beam and Mr. Daniels.

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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:29 PM
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64. He's having Bernanke and Paulson running the store until 1.20.2009.
Edited on Wed Sep-17-08 08:30 PM by HughBeaumont
And Oh, what an awesome job they're doing :eyes: , giving all tax dollars not nailed down for war to the cronies.

Cheney's off starting WWIII, so he's not around. Nor does he care about the peasantry of this country.

The dry drunk's been on autopilot since the day his cronies stole the office for him.

Only 5 months and we'll get a REAL president.

Or ELSE.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:30 PM
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65. ruining something else. dont worry. we'll find out soon enough
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crazy_vanilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:30 PM
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66. you don't mean
we currently have a president?:crazy: :eyes: :wtf:
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Va Lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:33 PM
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68. If the Constitution meant anything
He'd be in a holding cell under suicide watch
:evilgrin:
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:49 AM
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119. "watch"? Drat.
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TNMOM Donating Member (735 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:34 PM
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69. eating cake?
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happygoluckytoyou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:47 PM
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71. don't worry---- bush and mccain have 2 words for you and it ain't happy birthday
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TheKentuckian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:50 PM
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72. Shhh...Republicans and Dumbass Dubya don't exist
or that's what they are trying to pretend.
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jimlup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:06 PM
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73. He has NEVER been my President
I won't accept this yahoo as my President. What a total ass!
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progressiveforever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:08 PM
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74. the last President we had was Bill Clinton and he left the building
We elected Al Gore and John Kerry but the government failed to recognize it
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BigAnth Donating Member (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:14 PM
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75. He's giving them tips on how to steal elections in Ghana:
President Bush said, "Ghana and America stand as one in our work to promote free elections."
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democrat2thecore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:17 PM
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76. Busy plotting coups in Venezuela, Paraguay, Bolivia, Brazil...on and on...nt
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MadMaddie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:19 PM
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77. If he speaks the stock market will take another dive
everytime he speaks when a crisis occurs it negatively impacts the stock market.
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Kablooie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:34 PM
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79. President? What president? I don't got no stinking presidents!
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Doremus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:39 PM
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82. Not. My. President. MY president is waiting for his inauguration. n/t
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:39 PM
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83. HERE is a word from the president.....
.... well, the NEXT one anyway.



lol ........ I CANT STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE!!! I'M OUT OF CONTROL!!!! WHOMEVER MADE IT!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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Clio the Leo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:40 PM
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84. HERE is a word from the president.....
.... well, the NEXT one anyway.



lol ........ I CANT STOP POSTING THIS PICTURE!!! I'M OUT OF CONTROL!!!! WHOMEVER MADE IT!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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complain jane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:40 PM
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85. It's hard work.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:42 PM
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86. playing with a ball of yarn under the table?
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I LIKE IKE 61 Donating Member (94 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:01 PM
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88. ..
The quick answer is that they do not want to do anything. They are being Republicans. Bailing out the big bussinesses like AIGetc and being aloof. Reminds me so much of Richard Nixon during Watergate its scares me. Has anyone seen the movie "Nixon"? Nixon inside the Lincoln bedroom talking about his enemies and listening to the tapes over and over and drinking.

Someone said that the White House did not want to "influence the market activity". Grrrr.
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iiibbb Donating Member (658 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:59 PM
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87. Do you _really_ want Bush to _do_ something?
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:05 PM
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89. Clearin' brush on the Pig Farm
and spending time with his friends Jack (Daniel) and Jim (Beam).
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KaryninMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:07 PM
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90. Drinking somewhere or sleeping off the most recent hangover. NT
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cottonseed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:07 PM
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91. He's doing a flyover as we speak.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:23 PM
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92. Getting hammered and pleasuring himself to the 1st half hour of "Saving Private Ryan"
is my guess
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FKA MNChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:35 PM
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93. OMG!!! That is so Chimp!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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AlinPA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:38 PM
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94. It doesn't matter. The stupid ass makes a fool of himself and embarrasses the U.S.
every time he opens his filthy mouth.
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live love laugh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 11:12 PM
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95. MIA - as usual -- just like on 9/11, just like during Katrina, just like his army record. n/t
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:15 AM
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96. Don't worry. The adults are in charge.
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 12:15 AM by Hissyspit
:sarcasm:

To quote Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes: "Sometimes I think adults only act like they know what they are doing."

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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:19 AM
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97. This is so typical of Bush & Cheney, Bush stated he would sprint to the finish line and
it's exactly what he will do after he intentionally gave the assets of this country to the neocons.
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:19 AM
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98. Bush, vivia Skull&Bones people!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:45 AM
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99. Whatchumean "OUR" president...oooh. You mean prez shit-for-brains.
Funny...I cannot manage the concept of "President" and that idiot in the same sentence...
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sofa king Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:46 AM
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101. I believe he's on his way to Minnesota to campaign with Al Franken.
That's Al Gore, of course--our President.

As for the Primate Regent, he's doing the same job his old man did when the economy tanked: helping his clique get filthy rich off of everyone else's disaster.
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:51 AM
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103. Hopefully, he stays off the TV
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 12:52 AM by depakid
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 12:58 AM
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104. Hey, avoidin' presidentin' is hard work!
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:01 AM
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105. Well my Prez will arrive November 4th...
as far as 'their' president goes, most likely doing lines and in the company of Jim and Jack.
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:01 AM
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106. The worst president in US. history
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:51 AM
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120. I think this one pretty much cinches this title.
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:53 AM
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107. personally I'm glad the DUMB SHIT is hiding in his office. This is his mess and him spewing lies
and talking points would do us no good at this point. he's finally come to terms that he's useless and better left to peek out the curtains.

FUCK HIM AND REPUBLICANS.
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trusty elf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 02:27 AM
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109. Here he is!
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:54 AM
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138. Thank you for posting this.
This is the longest sustained laugh I've had in days.
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trusty elf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:25 AM
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142. You're welcome!
I'm delighted that you enjoyed it. :hi:
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Carla in Ca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 03:31 AM
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110. Are you really surprised?
He has no soul. No feelings. No idea.
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Egnever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 03:58 AM
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112. locking down his offshore accounts.
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ForeignSpectator Donating Member (970 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 04:09 AM
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113. Cheney probably has the resident sedated with lots of whiskey, cowering under his
desk in his presidential boots while he, black heart himself, holds secret meetings on how to fuck things up even more...

http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/white_house_screen/


And from the oval office you hear "Dick, I don't wanna do dis anymore...my best friends gone, why can't turd-blossom be here?...people start to hate me I think...I don't wanna go out there talk to them, to anybody, with their trick questions...gonna ask me what my doctrine is...but I don't have to do anything I don't want to! I'm the president!...(crying)...it's no fun no more....I just wanna go home...."

January can't be here soon enough!
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No Elephants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 04:13 AM
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114. He's getting his people to figure out what is best for billionaires.
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:34 AM
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116. President Buhs is irrelevant.
The rest of the world doesn't care about him anymore. He's been on his "farewell tour" and we've politely said goodbye.

As of now he is the leader of a caretaker government. Now in the UK we call janitors caretakers... and twist that... and Buhs is a crappy janitor president.

Mark.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:39 AM
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117. Counting the nanoseconds until his watch is over
so he can hit the lecture circuit and make lots of money like Daddy did. :shrug:
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:48 AM
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118. Packing his bags for his move to Paraguay, is my guess.
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yellowwood Donating Member (550 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 05:59 AM
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121. What Comes after "Trifecta?"
But we probably need more terms for the the ensuing series of disasters after that.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 06:06 AM
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123. I think it's better he stays away.... everything he touches turns to shit
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 06:23 AM
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124. Oh he's somewhere doing "ah'heck of'ah job brownie" ...
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 06:26 AM
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125. He is under the desk
in the oval office.
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 06:45 AM
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126. They're trying not to make things worse.
Putting him in front of a camera now would only increase panic. Trust me on this, we're better off if he just lays low and stays out of sight.
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DianeK Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 07:31 AM
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127. It seems to be strangely reminiscent of 9/11...
I remember my husband coming home from work early that day and after embracing each other I remember asking him, 'where are our leaders?' It feels just like that now.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 08:24 AM
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129. I know. The same feeling in the days after Katrina.
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nc4bo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 08:26 AM
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130. His punk ass will be speaking between 10-11am - didn't catch exact time. be ready. nt
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 08:29 AM
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132. About FUCKING TIME!
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 08:27 AM
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131. he ain't my fucking president
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:41 AM
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133. Not my President... evah! n/t
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:44 AM
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134. He's Proabably writing another book on the enviroment ,
working on his next Oscar winning movie, or preparing for his next Nobel Prize win. :shrug:

AL GORE IS MY PRESIDENT!!!!
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:55 AM
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139. Right the fuck on. I was just about to post the same sentiment.
MY President is Al Gore.

That piece of shit in the White House now never won a fuckin thing & is in no way Presidential.
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 09:52 AM
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137. Bush* is working on the McCain campaign
...or making fund raising calls for some other gop douchebag candidate.
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Triana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:12 AM
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140. WHO? n/t
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Gregorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:20 AM
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141. That man I lovingly call Little Hitler.
:)
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:26 AM
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143. Hope he stays in hiding, if he says something
the market will probably totally melt down.
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SeaLyons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:27 AM
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144. He's playing with Barney , , , don't bother him....n/t
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:44 AM
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146. Who gives a shit. He is worthless when he is around,
and I like him better when I don't have to look at him.

mark
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davepdx Donating Member (117 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:17 AM
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149. Cheney wouldn't lend him his bullhorn or a pile of cash to stand on...
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:45 PM
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150. Cheney is in an undisclosed location.
The other guy isn't really the president. He's just a dummy who has Cheney's hand up his ass pulling the lever to make his mouth move.
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 01:59 PM
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152. OUR president is out campaigning and looking forward to january 20, 2009!
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vaberella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 02:24 PM
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155. I heard he got lost while walking from the oval office to the podium.
In actuality I heard he addressed the media for 2 minutes alone and differed all political authority to Bernanke and Paulson.
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 02:25 PM
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156. our president???
Edited on Thu Sep-18-08 02:32 PM by alyce douglas
this man who stole the presidency is not my president.

coward, he ran away from Gustav, he is running away from the American people, prosecute his a$$.

and how big of him: he cancelled his traveling today to monitor or console his advisers. :argh:
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nichomachus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 03:59 PM
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157. The only place I want to see nim is
in The Hague

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