McHoover's plan to save the economy

1) Encourage Americans to upgrade their technological capabilities. Stone tablets need to become a thing of the past if we are to compete in a parchment driven society!

2) Continued de-regulation. Let Wall Street drive itself out of business. That way, the federal government can buy them all up for pennies on the dollar and make a killing!

3) Faith-based programs. God would never let America fail. As such, government subsidies for every company that mandates its workers to start their day with the Lord's Prayer.

4) Sell military equipment to Osama Bin Laden. If it worked for Reagan, it can work for us too!

5) Invest in Pesos. Once it outvalues the dollar, we'll be filthy rich!

6) Privatize Social Security. Granny can invest her hard-earned Social Security money in reputable companies like Bear Stearns, AIG, and Lehman Brothers (offer expires on 9/17/2008.)

Please feel free to add your own!