Were the Bush twins making double entendres about felching on network TV?

Was I watching the Republican National Convention last night? All of a sudden the Barbara Bush says:

We had a hamster too. Let's just say ours didn't make it.

What is this even supposed to mean? Is this supposed to be about "felching", putting small live rodents into your anal cavity for sexual pleasure? I think I've only seen one reference to this on television ever, where Richard Gere was dismissing the urban legend about him during an interview. Isn't this worse than Janet Jackson's breast as far as grossness goes? Not to mention the cruelty-to-animals angle on it.

I mean, why would she say "let's just say" unless there was something she didn't want to say?

This could also be an insult to gay and lesbian people because in their minds, this may have been a stunt to achieve some sort of parity with Cheney's daughter being a lesbian, thus it may be some sort of equation of homosexuality with felching, or some sort of one-upmanship.

I love you Barbara, but what was that?

and I think you're referring to gerbil-stuffing which, of course, is a family tradition in Crawford.

on edit: added link to "felch" definition (not for the delicate souls):

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felch&b=1

Ask Victor Ashe.

without a hamster up my ass, mind you.

a postive thing for Bush family. All they had to do was say something nice. Be positive Keep it short. Do not try and be Don Rickles and folks would have said they were great.

i reckon so

but maybe that was Madonna's misunderstanding.

Is it cuz shrimp are bottom feeders? (are they even?)

I'm starting to think that each sex slang word means absolutely everything.

covered this...?

Someone needs to compile the etymology of these sex terms. THEN we'll know!

from outer space

Let's just say Jenna is a fucking half-wit and leave it at that.

good summary!

you are giving these GIRLS way too much credit.
Dad Slammed the hamster into a wall in a temper tantrum
because the girls didn't clean their room!

to the Kerry daughters talking about Kerry saving the hamster from drowning. Anything else is reading too much into it.

bu diving into ocean to rescue, where as we all assumed, bush would let it die. shit........he does it with people too

opps look at the obvious, kerry saves people too

wow to me a pretty universal funny

...they tried to make a funny...they failed...la

the rescue of the hampster. When the Twin's said "I'll leave it at that" the audience was left to ponder the meaning.

Hughes is assuming that everyone in America is rivited on politics and a light will go off in their heads as to the joke's hidden slam on Kerry.

You need to take a break from the RNC if that's what's going through your mind watching the Bush twins speech, lol.

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where Mr. Garrison is trying to get fired for being too gay, so he puts Lemmywinks the gerbil inside Mr. Slave's ass in front of the whole class. Lemmywinks goes on a quest inside his ass, where he meets the ghosts of other small animals. It was very, very fucked up.

Never in a million years would something like that have entered my mind! Of course I've never heard of such a practice, but I doubt seriously that's what she meant. I think it's more along the lines of something she reportedly also said (I didn't watch), "it's payback time", for a daddy who put them in a position they despise.

Btw, what did you mean by this: "I love you Barbara, but what was that?"

No offense, but THAT statement was a little weird! :shrug:

I keep tossing around this idea of writing an open love letter to her and her sister on DU.

Whatthefuckever! :eyes:

You should be tolerant; liberals are supposed to be tolerant.

But are you sure you're not a Republican? Doesn't bother me if you are, as long as you don't slam Kerry on this board.

But I am a registered Democrat, and a volunteer for the Kerry campaign.

I dunno. the whole thing is like 'Hamster envy', or "keeping up with the Hamsters".

Give me your definition of felching.

That's the definition I was raised with.

Their father already has his head up his ass and IMO there would be no additional room for rodents or anything else.

I guess Dennis Miller is the official GOP comedy writer.

There were a few cultural references in there, as would be consistent with his style.

"Heh heh. heh-heh-heh."

their dad stuck a firecracker up it's butt. let's just say animal cruelty runs in the family.

I think they were both higher than shit. I'm amazed no one has suggested this yet (or maybe someone has). That's the kind of stuff that made me giggle when I smoked up in college.

Wait a minute, no it wasn't... that hamster shit would have been too stupid for me, even high on blonde Lebanese.

The twins were high, folks.