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LittleApple81 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:18 AM
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A Canadian writer saw Palin for what she was at Convention time
I checked this article because Faux News was incensed about it, and wanted the Canadian government to forbid such insulting writing on a site paid by Canadian taxpayers (the CBC is supported by taxpayers). And I thought, if they are mad a Faux, it bears reading.

http://www.heathermallick.ca/cbc.ca-columns/a-mighty-wind-blows-through-republican-convention.html

one paragraph:

"When Palin and Rudy Giuliani sneered at Obama's years of "community organizing" — they said it like "rectal fissure" — the audience ewww-ed with them. Republicans dream of a personal future that involves only household staff, not equals who need to be persuaded to vote. "

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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:37 AM
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1. Very funny writer!
Some of my favorite snippets from the article:

It's possible that Republican men, sexual inadequates that they are, really believe that women will vote for a woman just because she's a woman. They're unfamiliar with our true natures. Do they think vaginas call out to each other in the jungle night?

(...)

John Doyle, the cleverest critic in Canada, comes right out and calls Palin an Alaska hillbilly.

(...)

So I'm trying to imagine the pain of realizing, as they all must at some point, that it is not going to happen for them. It's the green light at the end of the dock. It's the ship that never comes in, gals, as Palin would put it. But she won't because the lie works for her. It helps her scramble, without compassion, above all those other tense no-hoper ladies in the audience.


Thank you for posting!
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KathieG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:40 AM
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2. Yep...I see why Faux hated it...I enjoyed it, am I bad? lol
A couple more interesting paragraphs...

Palin was not a sure choice, not even for the stolidly Republican ladies branch of Citizens for a Tackier America. No, she isn't even female really. She's a type, and she comes in male form too.


About the Republican National Convention...
The conventioneers are nothing like the rich men who run the party, and that's the mystery of the hick vote. They'd be much better served by the Democrats. I know Thomas Frank answered this in What's the Matter with Kansas?; I know that red states vote Republican on social issues to give themselves the only self-esteem available to their broken, economically abused existence.




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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 04:50 AM
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3. ... pure Palin: a voice that could peel the plastic seal off your new microwave.
Edited on Fri Sep-19-08 04:51 AM by FlyingSquirrel
:7

The Republican party has already consumed nearly all of its moderate "seed corn," {Susan Eisenhower} said aptly. Time to start again.


Let's hope so.

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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:00 PM
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10. Those same lines and a few more jumped out at me too.
Oh hell-- the whole piece was great-- every sentence a biting punch-line, all unto itself.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:01 AM
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4. This more aptly describes how I would feel about a boy
impregnating my 17 year old daughter.

"I know that I have an attachment to children that verges on the irrational, but why don't the Palins? I'm not the one preaching homespun values but I'd destroy that ratboy before I'd let him get within scenting range of my daughter again, and so would you. Palin's e-mails about the brother-in-law she tried to get fired as a state trooper are fizzing with rage and revenge. Turn your guns on Levi, ma'am."
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olegramps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:39 AM
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6. Levi is the perfect match
Levi knocked her up making him a Alaska Hillbilly folk hero. He only has to beat her up a few times to seal his credibility with the rest of the trash. I can just see him and Todd slugging down a couple of six packs as they bond while disparaging Eskimos as Sarah's Arctic Arabs.
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:14 AM
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8. That's sad. What happened to wanting more for your children?
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:19 AM
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5. Heather Mallick is great
She writes for the Toronto Star, one of our last non-neocon newspapers.

I love this line, "a voice that could peel the plastic seal off your new microwave."
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biggerfishsmallpond Donating Member (62 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:41 AM
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7. ME vs WE
that is the difference between Republicans and Democrats

looking at the CBC site, Canadians are facing the same choice. Stephen Harper's Conservatives are the party of selfish self interest and the bigger big screen TV.

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Raster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:00 AM
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9. Lie works for Palin
Edited on Fri Sep-19-08 10:01 AM by Raster
<snip>

But surely they know Barack Obama is not planning to finish off the ordinary hillbilly when he adjusts tax rates. He's going to raise taxes on the top 2% of Americans and that doesn't include anyone at the convention beyond the Bushes and McCains and random party management. So why cheer Palin when she claims otherwise?

Is it racism? I'm told that it is, although I find racism so appalling that I have difficulty identifying it. It is more likely the dearly held Republican notion that any American can become violently rich, as rich as those hedge funders in Greenwich, Conn., who buy $40-million mansions unseen and have their topiary shaped in the form of musical notes.

When Palin and Rudy Giuliani sneered at Obama's years of "community organizing" — they said it like "rectal fissure" — the audience ewww-ed with them. Republicans dream of a personal future that involves only household staff, not equals who need to be persuaded to vote.

So I'm trying to imagine the pain of realizing, as they all must at some point, that it is not going to happen for them. It's the green light at the end of the dock. It's the ship that never comes in, gals, as Palin would put it. But she won't because the lie works for her. It helps her scramble, without compassion, above all those other tense no-hoper ladies in the audience.

American politics isn't short of smart women. Susan Eisenhower, Ike's granddaughter, who just endorsed Obama, made an extraordinary speech at the Democratic convention (and a terrific casual appearance on The Colbert Report as Palin was speaking). The Republican party has already consumed nearly all of its moderate "seed corn," she said aptly. Time to start again.

<snip>

Absolutely awesome read! ALASKA HILLBILLY!!!!

Wake Up, America!:kick:We CAN Do Better!

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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 06:39 PM
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11. Speaking of rectal fissures...
did you know SARAH PALIN is an anagram for HAS ANAL RIP?

But my favorite is still NASAL HARPI
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 07:20 PM
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12. What makes Fox News think it can control Canada?
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