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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:26 AM
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Hi, everybody. Who's up for war with Spain? Come on, you know they deserve it!
what with all that PRETENDING to be a NATO ally and all. You know how they are.
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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:28 AM
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1. It's about time John McCain said what we were all thinking!
F*CK Spain and F*CK Christopher Colombus!

I say we boycott Colombus Day and start calling Spanish Rice "FREEDOM RICE!"

FU Spain!!!!!
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:29 AM
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2. That's going to be tough; we got to find Spain first
It's hiding in South America somewhere.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:29 AM
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3. Nah, Europe's more deserving than Spain. What with Hugo Chavez and all.



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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:30 AM
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4. I think Spain is next to Costa Rica, isn't it?
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:33 AM
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5. I'm not sure where it is, but I am ready to fight! (well, not me personally fighting. bad knee)
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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:35 AM
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6. Well, I'M going to fight!
Well, not really. I can't (flat feet). But my neighbors kid will!!! USA! USA! USA!

Screw you Cortez!
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demokatgurrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:27 AM
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21. I thought it was just east of Chile.
We could just take over the whole "hemisphere", Spain and France included.:yoiks:
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:33 AM
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23. I'd be in Heaven after we plunder...
Spanish AND French cuisine, wines, cheeses...Yum!
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:38 AM
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7. ARRRR! and what better day than today, I say to you scurvy dogs!
Up anchor and set sail, we're going after the treasure fleet, and devil take the hindmost, yarrr!



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Liberal Dose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:45 AM
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12. Make 'em walk the plank, me hardies!!
ARRR! Happy talk like a pirate day! :hi:
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codjh9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:39 AM
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8. Yeah - one o' them Latin 'merican kuntries... just nuke 'em!
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Curtland1015 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:41 AM
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9. No you fool! If we nuke them...
...we lose out on all the spoils of war, and the subjugation of the people! What's the fun of war without profits!?
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:47 AM
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13. You are right, We can't nuke them! Are you kidding me?
And lose all the goodies that Spain has? The paella? The Sangria? The tapas and manchengo cheese? The olive oil?

No, we raid them after we win! They have too many goodies for us to just nuke them. That would be wasteful.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:43 AM
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10. I am!
I was there in 1978 and their drinking water made me sick! :puke:
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:44 AM
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11. Rape and pillage em matey!
Seriously, what is the matter with that man? Is he a few cards short of a full deck or what?
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hedgehog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:50 AM
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14. It's the kind of flustered cover-up common among people who
are losing their hearing and/or their memory. You respond to what you think was said, then if someone asks about it, you insist that that's what you meant.
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Proud Liberal Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:50 AM
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15. Might as well add them to the list
So far, McSame/Palin have talked about the possibility of war with Iran and Russian. Why not add Spain to the list so that they can make it another "Axis of Evil" since the other list seems to be outdated?
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Jackeens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:53 AM
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16. Well, Spain.....
...knocked Ireland out of the 2000 World Cup, so they deserve all the trouble coming their way.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 09:58 AM
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17. McCain will probably want to go to war against
Ireland too, eventually. It's only a matter of time.

Canada better watch out too!
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Jackeens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:04 AM
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18. Ireland next?
Hey, don't even joke about it - if McCain says 'Ireland' real fast it can sound like 'Ire-ran'. I'm arming myself as we speak.
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SurfingAtWork Donating Member (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:14 AM
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19. I agree. I don't much like the cut of their jib.
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tannybogus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:25 AM
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20. Si! nt
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jberryhill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:31 AM
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22. We should go down to Latin America and kick Spain's ass /nt
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LeftinOH Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 10:58 AM
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24. I honestly believe if some high-ranking "R" actually wanted to attack Spain,
for whatever reason, at least 20% of the US population would immediately support it -no questions asked.
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justiceischeap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 11:00 AM
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25. Don't forget there's Russia too. We can call it the War Tour of Europe. n/t
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