Early draft of Bush's speech

George Bush's Speech Leaked!

by BarbinMD
Wed Sep 24, 2008 at 05:55:20 PM PDT

An early draft of the speech George Bush will be giving in a few minutes has been leaked...somehow it sounds very familiar...

THE PRESIDENT: My fellow citizens, at this hour, American and coalition forces taxpayers are in the early stages of military operations getting screwed over to disarm Iraq bail out Wall Stree, to free its people CEO's from responsibility for their own incompetence and to defend the world them from grave danger not being as rich.

On my orders, coalition forces taxpayers have begun striking selected targets of military importance bending over and grabbing their ankles to undermine Saddam Hussein's their ability to wage war pay their bills. These are opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign. More than 35 countries millions of taxpayers are giving crucial support -- from the use of naval and air bases grocery money, to help with intelligence and logistics their mortgage and rent money, to the deployment of combat units money they'd use to pay the doctor. Every nation person in this coalition country has chosen must be forced to bear the duty and share the honor burden of serving in our common defense richest citizens. To all the men and women of the United States Armed Forces now in the Middle East the peace of a troubled world the fate of the richest among us and the hopes of an oppressed wealthy people now depend on you. That trust means the rip-off is well placed on.

May God bless our country my friends and all who defend her save their ass.