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Frank Booth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 10:51 PM
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Poll question: Poll: Which event about which he's totally clueless should McCain inject himself into next?
McCain's got to make up points fast, and it looks like this whole "saving America from an economic collapse" thing ain't working. Everyone knows his first trip to congress months is just a stunt and he doesn't know jackshit about the economy anyway. So far his attempt to gum up the process, hold the nation's economy hostage, and hold Democrats' feet to the fire hoping they'll cave and declare him a savior has been a miserable failure.

Let's help him come up with a better plan. He's got to capture the nation's attention by taking credit for something with a bit more impact, and he's got to try to look somewhat credible in the process. I figure he'll look just as credible trying to fix any of the following problems.

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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 10:53 PM
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1. Defeat the Sith.
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:05 PM
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4. Wouldnt that involve cutting himself in half?
and tossing himself down an overlarge air vent?
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:00 PM
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2. Figure out why Gen Xers like body ink. I know he'll get to the bottom of it.
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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:03 PM
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3. the Lion's need a new GM.. but fuck McCalin.. he isn't even good enough for those losers
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:08 PM
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5. I'm John McCain - I don't know anything about Wall Street but ..
I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

:rofl:

I voted for MS Vista..
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:09 PM
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6. RE: Vista.....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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southerncrone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:20 PM
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7. Global Warming.
Is all the hot air coming out of Alaska from Moose Methane or a Wind Bag Hockey Mom.
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:38 PM
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8. "Who is the "man" and who is the "woman" in a gay or lesbian relationship"
It's all something us gays and lesbians desparately need guidance on...
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-08 11:48 PM
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9. He needs to drop everything, and race to the NASA control room during a difficult Shuttle re-entry.
He could barge right in and show them eggheads how to get things done!




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