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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:51 PM
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Plan A to avoid a Palin/Biden debate has failed. What's Plan B?
I'm thinking a family emergency the night of the debate. Too obvious?
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billyoc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:52 PM
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1. This isn't a Plan B kind of operation.
:rofl:
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:58 PM
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11. Hey, I'm not saying they've thought of it yet!
But they'll get around to it.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:52 PM
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2. Crisis in Alaska..
Putin rearing his head over Alaskan airspace?
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sfwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:53 PM
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3. My bet is she won't show...
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msallied Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:54 PM
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4. Bristol goes into early labor...
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Parker CA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:00 PM
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14. Or she has a "miscarriage."
Edited on Fri Sep-26-08 03:01 PM by Parker CA
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renate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:04 PM
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I bet you're right--though it would probably be more like premature labor
The baby's life would be "in danger," Palin gets kudos for being by her daughter's side, and the media would have to stay out of it because it's such a painful and sensitive situation--can you imagine any of the talking heads calling BS on it? Bristol goes into hiding for a couple of months until the baby is actually born, and no one need ever be the wiser.

Seriously, I think you're on to something.
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:34 PM
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20. Yes, a "miscarriage".
Ties up another potential loose end.
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:55 PM
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5. Replace pig with lipstick with
Edited on Fri Sep-26-08 02:57 PM by DJ13
.....pig with lipstick.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:57 PM
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7. Miss Piggy is much smarter and much
more qualified.
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:46 PM
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23. And in that picture...
...oddly enough, much more attractive...

...

..yeah, it's been a while...
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:55 PM
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6. Car trouble
Prowler needs a jump.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:37 PM
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22. I'll fix ya some eggs, Margie.
Ah, Hon! :loveya:
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 05:20 PM
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27. You betcha! n/t
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:57 PM
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8. After this failed attempt it better be stupendous. Like her dropping out.
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cyndensco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:58 PM
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9. Laryngitis?
Her voice is already grating.
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:59 PM
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13. Better yet, mono!
I hear that can keep you out of action for 5 months or more.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:58 PM
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10. Putin rears head, shes needed in AK?
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Zavulon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 02:58 PM
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12. Fake a heart attack a few questions into it.
Not overly likely, of course, but I just saw Con Air and it's the first thing I thought of.
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FatDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:04 PM
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16. I hope it's an over-the-top Redd Foxx kinda production. (nt)
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aquamarina Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:03 PM
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15. Food poisoning
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Barack_America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:04 PM
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17. Pulling the fire alarm in the auditorium. nt
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:28 PM
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18. Witch-moose on the loose in Juneau.
Mooseslayer Palin and Witchhunter Muthie both required urgently to keep Putin from taking advantage of instability and invading Alaska airspace.
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last1standing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:31 PM
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19. Plan B: Faux Outrage.
Don't worry, after tonight's debate we will see that the mcsame campaign finds something to be incredibly upset about - some imagined slight about lipstick on a pig or something to that effect. They will then cancel the debate while sending the *ucker brigade out to cry and whine about the Obama camp's lack of sensitivity to women.

Bank on it.
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anonymous171 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:35 PM
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21. Plan B was the original plan. Blame Biden's arrogance and sexism for Palin's loss.
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workinclasszero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:48 PM
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24. McBush's Plan B: Lie his ASS off!
You read it here first! :)
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:49 PM
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25. There will be a medical problem with her grandson Trigger...or Champ...or Tony The Wonder Horse...
or whatever the poor child is named
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krawhitham Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-26-08 03:52 PM
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26. Enough of the small time tactics they will just suicide her
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