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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:34 AM
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If you want a laugh, go read the comments

on CNN's report about Palin's "debate camp," here: http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/09/29/palin-heads-to-%E2%80%98debate-camp%E2%80%99-in-arizona/#more-21312

Some choice ones:

"Great. Does that mean she'll attend "VP Camp" if these two clowns get elected?"

"Yeah, sure. She is going there becuase then NO ONE CAN TALK TO HER!!! They need to seclude her b/c she keeps screwing up!!!!"

"Will Palin's witch craft praying preacher be there to give her a rabbits foot, also?"

"Hope she has her pasport with her while she is traveling to all these new countries."

"Debate camp: It's kinda like band camp but the band campers usually know how to play the instrument."

:rofl:
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:36 AM
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1. Let's hope she doesn't catch herself on fire making Smores.
Edited on Mon Sep-29-08 11:37 AM by Mabus
I really think she could.


edited to add my favorite comment from the blog: I'm so looking forward to "Thursday Night LIVE!"

:rofl:
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:40 AM
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3. As a buddy of mine always says,

"the stupid is strong in that one."

:rofl:
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:45 AM
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5. Thank goodness I turned my head in time
It's much easier to dry out the dog than the keyboard.
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:53 AM
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7. Hehee... my dogs would be OK with that

especially if you were drinking something tasty. :D
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:37 AM
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2. "Debate camp: It's kinda like band camp but the band campers usually know how to play the instrument
:rofl: Too funny!!!!!!!
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:43 AM
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4. I like this one too

"Wonderful, this lady may actually be in charge of this country one day.

I can see a road from my house so maybe I could be the in charge of the Department of Transportation if McCain and Palin win.

Yipppeeee!!!!"


:rofl:
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:52 AM
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6. We know it took her six (schools) to get one degree..."She really isn't a fast learner"
"At least now we know why it took her 6 six to get just one college degree. She really isn't a fast learner."

Actually the poster might be referring to the number of years it took her to get a degree.
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:53 AM
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8. Here's another one i was just about to post

Promise i'll stop soon, but i'm laughing my ass off! :D

"Palin is, like, you know, awesome, and, like, you can't blink, you just have to do it, because, like, you just gotta do it.

Every time she is asked a question, you can just see the index cards flipping around in her brain. She's trying to find the correct talking point for the topic. If they say the word Pakistan, say this. If the word economy is in the question, say this. If the words word health care are in the question, say this. But there are too many cards and she gets them confused, so we get a whopper of an answer.

She is so out of her element. The VP job is more than awesome. It's an incredible responsibility, and while it may have been flattering to have been asked, she is so overwhelmed and flummoxed that she comes across as stupid.

Please take the "First Dude" and go back to Alaska, where it's awesome all the time and you can see Russia. Call us when they try to invade."
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 11:56 AM
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9. I can't stop...

"It seems like everytime she opens her mouth, stupid falls out. Do they think that debate camp will do any good?"

"...and Arizona is right next door to Mexico. Add that to her Foreign Affairs experience…. Gives me goosebumps just thinkin' 'bout 'er."

:rofl:
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Mabus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 12:05 PM
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10. I can't either
It's more than a little addictive. I wish I could recommend this thread again.
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 12:53 PM
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11. Oh, please don't stop! I always email the funniest DU threads to by pal.
She'll love this!!!! :rofl:

:hi:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 01:04 PM
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12. Nice to know there are people with some common sense out there:
You can't unring a bell!!! The BEST that she can do is not make herself look even more idiotic but she won't inspire anyone within hearing distance to think that she is actually a heavyweight on ANY topic. Once the scripted material is spewed and she has to think on her own…..she's doomed.

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I heard she is coming to Arizona not for debate camp, but to be let go from the campaign. She should be let go in the opinion of many other conservatives like myself. She is not qualified even though I like her.
My guess is in the next few days we will see another "razzle dazzle" move from McCain and they will announce Palin has a family emergency and can't make the debate. Watch and see. If I am wrong, well it will sure be an interesting debate. I have no faith in her.

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Right. Debate camp.

This woman can't even comprehend a question and give a coherent answer. Will debate camp help this problem? Of course not. It seems she's been afflicted with this inability to understand and answer questions for some time.

McCain made a really bad choice with this one. People weren't voting for Hillary because she was female and people who were voting for Hillary aren't going to vote for Palin. This woman is NOT who I want a heartbeat away from the presidency. She's woefully inadequate for the job in every aspect.

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Yeah, sure. She is going there becuase then NO ONE CAN TALK TO HER!!!

They need to seclude her b/c she keeps screwing up!!!!

~~~~~~~~
Great! Will they give her a crib sheet and a list of acronyms to remember everything she needs for the big day?? Wow, if we let this fool within reach of the presidency it will be a sad reflection on all of us as Americans.

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I'm so looking forward to "Thursday Night LIVE!"

Go get her, Joe!!!!

~~~~~~~~

John McCain is going to need a lot of hot tea on friday for his voice when he has to explain what Palin actually meant to say at the debate. This should be FUN!!!!!

~~~~~~~~

Here is the user-name of one poster: McCain Invented the BlackBerry, Palin Invented the Manure Spreader

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One time in debate camp…

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Debate Camp…That's definitely putting lipstick on the Pig.
I'm not goin to be deceived into thinking that the views she expresses on Thursday Night age goin to be her own after she sided with Obama regarding Pakistan and then on Sunday morning McCain has to retract her statement for her..couldn't she retract her own statement ? On ABC's This Week McCain claimed that she obviously didn't mean what she said.. guess her No means Yes…

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Debate camp? I'm afraid even Rex Harrison can't help her! The debate should be a night to remember.



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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 01:07 PM
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13. LOL! Thanks for some more good ones

:hi:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 01:24 PM
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15. A clown going to clown school
There are some great ones in there!

:hi:
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 01:10 PM
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14. This one time, at debate camp.......
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:45 PM
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16. SNL should be smokin this weekend!
:rofl:

Wonder who will play Biden?

-Hoot
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:52 PM
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18. Ooh, yeah, it's gonna be good!

:evilgrin:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 02:46 PM
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17. "And this one time at debate camp"
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Usrename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:35 PM
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19. She doesn't know a thing about the economy..
but she can see a bank from her window at the Holiday Inn.
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SallyMander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-29-08 03:49 PM
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20. LOL!

:thumbsup:
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