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Zell in Hell Donating Member (97 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:14 PM
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I have obtained a copy of Dumbya's acceptance speech!
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.

This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!

Knock down the tollbooth!

Vulcanize Society!

Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:16 PM
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1. LOL! Welcome to DU!
:hi:
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cheshire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:16 PM
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2. Sounds about right. May I then throw a shit pie in his face.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:18 PM
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3. They must have asked him
..to take the "Won't get fooled again" part out. Probably so the Who won't sue them.
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mr_du04 Donating Member (170 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:19 PM
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4. the funny part is
he will actually screw that up
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SaveElmer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:23 PM
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5. You didn't get this from a John McCutcheon song did you
I know they are all Bush quotes, but McCutcheon strung them togther to make a song...this kinda sounds like it !
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klook Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:31 PM
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6. Catastrophic success
Welcome to DU! :toast:
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Minimus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:32 PM
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7. funnny!!! thanks for the laughs
very refreshing compared to the gloom & doom posts.
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