I WILL WATCH FOX "NEWS" FOR 24 STRAIGHT HOURS TO RAISE MONEY FOR OBAMA.

On October 18-19, I will be making the supreme sacrifice to help raise money for Barack Obama.

From Noon, Saturday, October 18, through Noon, Sunday, October 19, 2008, I will be subjecting myself to one of the most intense forms of torture known to man. I am prepared to watch Fox "News" for 24 hours straight.

If my goal is reached by Friday the 17th, I will give up my weekend and several hours of much needed sleep that weekend subjecting myself to the horrors of whatever the Fox "News" Channel has to throw at us. I will be liveblogging and Twittering throughout the event to try and provide some comic relief for the whole mess, and if I can lay in enough SD cards, might consider taping parts of the event for posterity.

I'm willing to put my body and my sanity on the line for Barack Obama. Will you do your small part by donating to help make this possible?

Go to http://my.barackobama.com/page/outreach/view/main/foxyouobama and join in the fun. Thank you and spread the word.

24 hours of Fox News will pulverize yer brain!

see you next Monday? Sabbatical? :crazy:

I completely forgot and went straight to DU!

This may be a lost cause...

If you ever need the 12 step program, just ask! You need to go visit relatives in another state who don't own a 'puter.:D

good feedback on why it's alright to be consumed right now, yeah?:)

Ok. I'll give by the 16th. But the only reason is in hopes that you will make the News! :)

High blood pressure is bad for you, and watching Faux for that long is likely to bring it on.

Otherwise, you'll have a broken TV and a broken fist.

Even though it could make him sleepy. But by God, the op needs to do something pharmaceutical to keep from going nuts. He is really taking one for the team.

:)

if you miss...

I'd just do a huge shot of some kind of downer.....

But you REALLY need help if you're trying to kill yourself by watching Fox for 24 hours. Really, man, think of your children.

Sending out the press releases now.

I know I need to donate more, but we're kinda broke. But we've bought lotsa Tshirts, buttons, posters, lawn signs... does that count? Out of concern for your sanity, I'll do more...

Don't feel the need to give more than you can afford.

I wish I could do more. I might bake some cookies and brownies and take them to the local headquarters to feed the troops. I've been in their shoes before and I know for a fact that goodies do help and are appreciated.

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..... wasn't he hanging from a rope or something? He's hot.

Not Barack or Joe hot ...... but still hot in a ..... "can pull a worm out of his stomach" kind of way.

but good luck, you'll need it. I can never last more than 5 minutes unless its commercials.

Than to spend it watching Fox "News".

You can read about my experience here: http://www.illiterateelectorate.com/2008/07/hour-in-hell-my-hour-watching-fox-news.html

You are brave and I will try and get everyone I know to help you with this. I fear for you...

keep a percentage for the psychiatric care you'll need when you're done

please consider ear plugs. you don't need to listen to the shrieking hyenas to get the gist of what they are saying. They have 3 word sentences (max) streaming along the lower thirds just for this purpose...well, and because their audience doesn't get the "long sentences" -- unless the are a "deluge of words" which make no sense...in which case, you may hurt your eyes- so have eye patch handy if you see Sarah Palin coming anywhere near a microphone. Perhaps you should make a drinking game or Xanax game- every time you see a skinny necked, eye-ball bulging liar on screen, pop a...oh, noes. Best not, you don't want to pull a Marilyn. I do wish we could persuade those poor, clearly sexually deprived and deviant "anchors" to get laid, at least, prior to your risky venture. But we just gave away our last 750 billion, so there goes the idea of buying love/sex/etc for a Fauster.

I've got my eye on you- You are an American Hero! You go!

more clearly then any other channel today.. They even showed a clip of the investigation where he is getting called out as the one most friendly with Keating.. Bravo to Fox for once..

...... the women are total idiots, but they all have great hair .... because that's important. And I do feel sorry for that one dude with the glasses.

That Hannity thing last night gave me nightmares, but otherwise, it's usually some pretty funny stuff.

(1) Put on boxing gloves to protect your fists when you smash the tv screen,
(2) remove all sharp objects from your house,
(3) wear a crash helmet to protect your head when you feel like bashing it against the screen or the wall
(4) remove weapons or anything that could be fashiioned into a weapon
(5) remove all poisonous plants, medicine, cleaning fluids that could be consumed to end the misery
(6) wear steel-toed shoes to protect toes when kicking in the wall or, God forbid, a brick wall or fireplace
(7) wear teeth guards to protect your teeth from grinding and gnashing
(8) wear Depends for obvious reasons
(9) lay in a good supply of mind-altering smokes and/or drinks
(10)lay in a good supply of throat lozenges to prevent laryngitis from screaming at the t.v. screen.