Jesus just called Sarah Palin and they had a little talk

zulchzulu

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Mon Oct-06-08 02:55 PM
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Jesus just called Sarah Palin and they had a little talk

Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 03:03 PM by zulchzulu

It's amazing how it takes Jesus to call Sarah Palin to tell her off.

Sarah hears her cell phone and fumbles through her pocketbook and answers:

Sarah: Hello, howdy hoo hoo!

Jesus: Sarah... um... this is Jesus. Yunno, Jesus...

Sarah: Jesus? Ooh may gad! Jesus! Wowee! Doggone it! I knew you were watchin' me down here in Flerida and gittin' all happy to..

Jesus: Stop winking at the phone. Jeez. I just had to call you because...

Sarah: ...because yer gonna make us win?

Jesus: No. Um, it's about your...

Sarah: Do ya like my glasses? I wanna see straight! Can ya fix...

Jesus: Sarah! Shut up for a second! And stop winking! I can see you, remember?

Sarah: Oooh, serry... it's jus' theat I do dat all the tam now, Jesus. Oooh, so where are ya callin' from...heaven?

Jesus: Uh...yeah. Heaven. Anyway, it's about you...

Sarah: I'm serry I let my daughter have the kid and now I gotta take care of the returdet ...

Jesus: We'll talk about that later. And no, it's not about Brad either. It's about...

Sarah: I'm prayin' right now, Jesus... make us win...

Jesus: Sarah! (sends small fireball through her cell phone) Shut up for once in your life!

Sarah: I think my cell phone is on fire...

Jesus: That's was me! Now listen. It's about you lying all the time, Sarah. You just keep lying in your speeches and you know what you're doing...

Sarah (crying): I know! I know! After all this is done, I'm gonna git exorcised again from Reverand Muthee...

Jesus: That guy? Are you still doing that goofy speaking in tongues thing? Sarah! Listen to me! (sends another small fireball into her cell phone)

Sarah: OUCH! It's the Devil in my phone! Jesus! HEEEELLLLPPP!!!

Jesus: Ah, forget it Sarah. I was going to tell you about how Todd is cheating on you and you're going to hell anyway, but...

Sarah: Jesus! Jesus! Minininkitititi wipiptoroepw bzzzz bzzzz whoop whoop...

Jesus: Good grief... (hangs up)

Sarah: Jesus? Jesus?

Suddenly John McCain walks up and tries to grab her ass.

Sarah: Oooh mah gad! I am in hell!!!

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Rincewind

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Mon Oct-06-08 02:58 PM
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1. Remember

Every time you vote for a republican, Jesus kills a puppy.

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zulchzulu

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Mon Oct-06-08 03:56 PM
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5. It's true! n/t

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Democrats_win

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Mon Oct-06-08 02:58 PM
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2. LOL. Great!

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SurfingAtWork

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Mon Oct-06-08 03:01 PM
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3. Congratas if you are the author of that. It is very funny.

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zulchzulu

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Mon Oct-06-08 03:02 PM
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4. Hehehe...

I wrote it and could see it as a continuing "saga"...

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JuniperLea

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Mon Oct-06-08 04:02 PM
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7. Dude... you are SO on a roll!

Great pictures last week, an uproarious Palin saga already on Monday! Keep it up!

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JohnMcCant2008

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Mon Oct-06-08 03:59 PM
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6. BREAKING - Palin drops McCain from ticket - Jesus H. Christ new running mate.

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