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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:45 PM
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Palin doodles her way to mayor!
I especially like just how BIG she wrote her name. :rofl:

http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2008/10/06/sarah-s-doodles.aspx

On a recent reporting trip to Alaska, TNR senior editor Noam Scheiber came across a piece of paper from an old Wasilla city budget, on the back of which Palin doodled and brainstormed her potential mayoral campaign themes ("time for a change," "you would be my boss!") and qualifications ("life-long alaskan," "NRA supporter," "taxpayer!"). Read the fine print on this 1996 document; it's a fascinating glimpse into how she thought she could best present herself to the Wasilla electorate.

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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:48 PM
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1. Oh. My. God.
Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 04:48 PM by prodn2000
:scared:

A frightening look into the real Sarah.

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obiwan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:17 PM
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16. Look, I am an enlightened male and strongly support women and women's rights...
... but IMHO this skanky, egotistical bitch is ruining it for all women.
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BrainStorm Donating Member (922 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:26 PM
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21. Look, "I am an enlightened female and strongly support Latinos and their civil rights
but I think that spic who is the mayor of Los Angeles is ruining it for all Latinos."

Does that sound good to you?

Well, that's how your post sounds to me.

Stop all slurs.
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:32 AM
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46. nah, let's keep some slurs
Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 09:33 AM by Teaser
intelligence based slurs can stay.

Also, sometimes slurs about physical appearance can be ok, but we have to be careful with those.

And "your momma is so..." slurs, they have to stay. They are made of win.
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:48 PM
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2. "Flock of Seagulls Rock!"
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:16 PM
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27. Hey, not funny
Stop picking on us 40ish dweebs!
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:50 PM
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3. And then there is this....
Sarah Palin is such a Mavrik(sic) that while most people dot their "i"s, "t"s, and "j"s, she dots her "n"s.
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:01 PM
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7. I don't get the "t" part.
:shrug:
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PBS Poll-435 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:11 PM
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26. Oops. Posted too quickly
Too late to edit.

:grr:

I, of course, meant dotting "i"s and "j"s and crossing the "t"s.

:dunce:
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:31 PM
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33. Of course.
:)
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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:58 PM
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4. Turned into jpg for your viewing pleasure.
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:20 PM
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18. "You be my Boss!" "...^would"
I like the Vonnegut asshole-asterisks. Is that Wasilla's budget bleeding through the back? I can make out a bunch of zeroes and "WATER UTILITY", a little contrast adjustment might tell another story.
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 10:07 AM
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50. I was thinking of clearing out some of Palin's doodling so we could get a good idea of what it says.
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 03:33 PM
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52. not quite there either
I can make out "Expenditures" and "General Fund/Capital Fund... Dept. Total":


Here's a chicken scratch only version, if you make it an XOR mask against the original image what's left should be (one page of) the budget with a few holes:

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Zuiderelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 02:12 PM
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51. She was writing her BIO and/or stump speech. That's scary as hell
Not just the fact that it looks like a child wrote it, or that her name is the most prominent thing on the page, but the disorganization of it.

Embarrassing.

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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 04:59 PM
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5. Hey! I'm a taxpayer! I'm a lifelong American citizen! Woohoo!
I'm gonna be Preznit!
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:01 PM
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6. But wait! It gets better!
She's also a wife, mother, homeowner, and a graduate of Wasilla High School!
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:29 AM
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45. She's also humanoid, a mammal and reproduces by live birth
And apparently has learned to communicate by scratching messages.

Interesting.
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cui bono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:02 PM
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8. .
Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 05:03 PM by cui bono


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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:03 PM
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9. It says "no automatic pay increase for the mayors position"
Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 05:03 PM by PeaceNikki
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cui bono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:03 PM
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10. I just saw that and deleted my post.
So disappointing. Thought I found a good one!

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PeaceNikki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:04 PM
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11. There's plenty there
My god...
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:08 PM
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12. I'll say it again...I am offended that this...joke...is offered for high office.
Sarah Palin is a joke that, quite frankly, isn't all that funny anymore.
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central scrutinizer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:11 PM
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13. more background here
http://www.lrb.co.uk/v30/n19/print/raba01_.html

She has great political gifts, combining the competitive instincts of a Filipino gamecock with the native gumption she first displayed in her 1996 race to become mayor of Wasilla, when she blindsided the incumbent mayor by running not on local but on state and national issues, as the pro-gun and pro-life candidate. Mayors have no say on abortion or on gun laws, but Palin got the support of the local Evangelicals (it greatly helped that her – Lutheran – opponent’s surname was Stein and her backers put it about that he was a Jew) and of gun-owners who keenly supported a bill, then pending in the state legislature, that would affirm the right of Alaskans to carry concealed weapons into public buildings. On more typical mayoral concerns, she promised to halve Wasilla’s property tax and ‘cut out things that are not necessary’, citing the bloated budgets for the museum, the library and arts and recreation. She won the election with 616 votes to Stein’s 413.

There followed what some Wasillaites saw as her reign of terror. She demanded resignation letters from all the city managers, ridding herself of the museum director, the librarian (whom she was later forced to rehire), the public works director, the city planner and the police chief, who’d argued against the concealed weapons bill and had supported a measure to close the town’s bars at 2.30 a.m. on weekdays and 3 a.m. at weekends (the owners of the Mug-Shot Saloon and the Wasilla Bar had given money to Palin’s campaign). City employees were forbidden by her to speak to the press, and during her first four months in office she provoked a string of appalled editorials in the local paper, the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman:

Wasilla found out it has a new mayor with either little understanding or little regard for the city’s own laws.

Palin seems to have assumed her election was indeed a coronation. Welcome to Kingdom Palin, the land of no accountability.

Mayor Palin fails to have a firm grasp of something very simple: the truth . . . Wasilla residents have been subjected to attempts to unlawfully appoint council members, statements that have been shown to be patently untrue, unrepentant backpedalling, and incessant whining that her only enemies are the press and a few disgruntled supporters of former mayor John Stein.
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:15 PM
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14. The only thing that would make it more complete would be a few unicorns,
rainbows, and hearts around her gigantic name.
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:19 PM
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17. she has one now that says
Sarah + John with a big heart around it.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:50 PM
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30. After she crossed out the one with her and the other guy's name















:hide:

:D
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 09:43 PM
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37. LMAO!
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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 04:08 PM
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53. Exactly! It looks the same way as she talks - like a thirteen yr. old! n/t
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progressivebydesign Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:16 PM
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15. I'm avoiding the obvious joke that she diddled her way into the position. n/t
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Arrowhead2k1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:21 PM
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19. Oh god help us... nt
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BrainStorm Donating Member (922 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:23 PM
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20. I have a book of Presidential doodles along the same lines.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:26 PM
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22. I LOVE The Onion!. . What?. . . . . wait..
(jeez)
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:29 PM
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23. Here's a large image of the document, I tinkered with the levels a bit.
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volstork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:43 PM
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35. Can't spell
"bureaucracy"

Quelle surprise.
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Erin Elizabeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 09:02 PM
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36. I find it super interesting that she was against the new,
state of the art city hall because "there is no need for a multi-million dollar facility for government workers in our small town" when she was FOR the big mess of a multi-million dollar sports arena.

I guess a state of the art facility is too good for "government workers" but not too good for hockey players. BTW, that arena is a horrible mess--the ownership of the LAND is in question--a guy owns it and has called it his and it's been tied up in court. They've lost money on that thing.

This just confirms to me what a fucking idiot she is.
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 09:44 PM
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38. Thanks!
This is very helpful. I was having a hellova time reading the small print. But then, that would also be true in a Palin vice presidency no doubt.
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Forrest Greene Donating Member (946 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:32 PM
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24. Listing "High School Graduate"
...as a qualification is right where it's at. Would you hire someone lame enough to do that?

This woman reached her peak at age fourteen.


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Raschel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 05:21 PM
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54. Well she is a mom AND a home owner too!
Plus she breathes! (mouthbreather I know, but still a breather)
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 05:34 PM
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25. OMG OMG OMG. I'll make cupcakes for everyone in Wasilla!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:41 PM
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29. LOL. Perfect. n/t
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volstork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 08:41 PM
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34. LOL!
:rofl:
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SOS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:34 PM
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28. Todd + Sarah - TLA!!!
nt


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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 06:52 PM
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31. Did anybody check for lipstick?
Edited on Mon Oct-06-08 06:52 PM by WakeMeUp
There's gotta be a lipstick smooch print on that thing somewhere. :shrug:

:D
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-06-08 07:18 PM
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32. Where are the hearts?
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 08:29 AM
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39. Is there anything on her doodle page about getting a college degree?
I couldn't find it in her section of accomplishments. And I've read that she refuses to release her college transcripts.
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FunkyLeprechaun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 08:36 AM
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40. Yes, right below the Wasilla High School mention
Edited on Tue Oct-07-08 08:37 AM by Zenzic
It says "Univ. of Idaho, Bach. in Journal (cut off here) minor Politic" (it gets cut off there)
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gatorboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 08:49 AM
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41. D'oh!
I see it now. Thanks. :hi:
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SOS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:58 AM
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49. That may even be false
Other reports say her major was communications.
But like many communications majors, the major gets switched to journalism or english on the resume later in life.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 08:56 AM
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42. This is why I always burn my notes!
Thank you, John McCain, for choosing Palin.

During these difficulty times, the American people need a laugh or two.

You've never done anything more noble for your country than putting this clown in the national spotlight.

Cheers!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:00 AM
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43. how can she be a life-long Alaskan and be born in Idaho
unless she thinks life begins at 40.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:01 AM
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44. "Use existing facilities" is interesting...
since she burdened the town with debt by building a new community center.


Sid
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:38 AM
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47. "Lifelong Alaskan" born in Idaho.
:shrug:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 09:53 AM
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48. I believe she was only a few months old when her family moved to Alaska.
I think that probably qualifies her as a "lifelong Alaskan."

The Sandpoint, Idahoans, seem eager to claim her, though.
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-07-08 06:52 PM
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55. The "life-long Alaskan" thing is a shame
She was born in Idaho!!!
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