tbogg on the convention...

This guy is THE funniest blogge rin america...bar none.

"not to be cruel or anything (yeah, right) but if they could have convinced Laura Bush to wear white they could have saved a little money and used her ass for the projection screen.
Hell, letterbox would have fit. "

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2004/09/journey-to-center-of-earth-once-you.html

And here are some comments for this post-convention period...

""The Swift Boat Veterans Glee Club's rendition of Fortunate Son was surprisingly well done"
"Mary Cheney looked positively radiant"
"Pulling Osama Bin Laden's head out from under his jacket was effective, but a bit over the top"
"Until he spotted that delegate in the front eating a banana he seemed so focused."
"I would have saved bringing Ronald Reagan back from the dead until the very end."
"Having Cheney pull off part of his shirt to expose his nipple wasn't as shocking as it would have been over a year ago.""

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2004/09/so-you-dont-have-to-watch.html

And this...
"Now that JC Watts has resigned his position as the Official Party Negro, it looks like he'd like to get into the concessionaire field.
From Hardball:
MEACHAM: You made history tonight, because this was the first presidential—the first presidential politics issuing a challenge for a duel since Andrew Jackson wanted to hang John C. Calhoun.
WATTS: I want to sell the popcorn and Coke.
MATTHEWS: Well, I do
(CROSSTALK)
WATTS: I want to sell popcorn and Coke at that door.
(LAUGHTER)

Interview with redstate.org:

JC Watts spent some time at Bloggers' Corner this afternoon, talking about everything from the Senate race in Illinois (" is a really, really tough sell") to Zell Miller on Chris Matthews ("Now THAT is as good as it gets") to the GOP's efforts and need to reach out to what he called, "non-traditional constituencies."
"If Alan Keyes and Barack Obama ever had a debate, I'd like to have the popcorn and coke concession." "

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2004/09/wont-someone-buy-coke-and-popcorn-from.html