Election Night 2004.........Things to have on hand.

hang a left

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:07 AM
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Election Night 2004.........Things to have on hand.

Edited on Fri Sep-03-04 11:09 AM by liberalnproud

Kerry Win-A bottle of fine French champagne

Kerry Loss-A half gallon of Stoli and a handgun (to point at own temple)

on edit: wanted to clarify the purpose of the weapon, don't want any unexpected visitors.

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Mz Pip

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:09 AM
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1. I agree aabout the champers

but if Kerry loses the only thing I'd be inclined to shoot is my TV.

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DemWitch

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:17 AM
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3. I can think of several things I'd want to shoot instead of my TV...

but for my own security sake I'll just let everyone surmise at my ideas.

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Kid_A

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:16 AM
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2. Here are the supplies I have on hand:

In case of a Kerry win: a fine Cuban cigar, a succulent steak, and an airhorn.

In case of a Bush win: 100 cartons of unfiltered cigarettes (I don't smoke now, but I'll start), a minivan full of porn, a bucket, cases and cases of frozen chicken nuggets, cases and cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon, a shotgun (to fend off the crazy people), Kevlar, a board with a nail sticking out of it (again, the crazy people), a few dozen bear-traps, a bullwhip, and an airhorn.

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seabeyond

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:19 AM
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4. hey, i dont drink much, have a bottle of champagne

sittin in the fridge as i type. lol lol. good occassion to pop the cork

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DemWitch

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:20 AM
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5. If our boy wins...

A nice cold bottle of Asti Spumanti...

In case Shrubya Steals it again... a one way airplane ticket to some European Country, in my case the Netherlands...

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AspenRose

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:30 AM
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6. In case of a Kerry win: chocolate

If the election is stolen again: Chocolate, to OD on until I'm in a sugar coma

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quaoar

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:37 AM
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7. Hmmm

Kerry win -- Fireworks to piss off my Republican neighbors, a bottle of the most expensive French champagne I can find, cell phone to call my Republican family to gloat.

Bush win -- New TV to replace the one I put my foot through, new window to replace the one I threw my shoe through.

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:49 AM
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8. THat is a good idea.

Maybe I'll just shoot the tvs the radio and all my windows out.

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Fri Sep-03-04 11:54 AM
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9. win:champagne loss: tranquilizers n/t

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