Show I Saw at 10:00 Last Night

I was channel surfing last night and I ran across a show with this big gaudy set. Two walking US flags came across a stage. The background for the stage was made of about 30 faint flags. There were a whole lot of people in the stands waving flags, holding up USA signs and chanting "U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!!!".

So I thought: 'Great, A WWWE rasslin match!' I yelled for the young-uns to come a runnin to see the show. The redneck fans kept chanting, "U-S-A, U-S-A, U-S-A!!!!". So, I told the young-uns it was probably gonna be a match between Sgt. Slaughter and The Sheik. The young-uns got real excited.

Well, after a few minutes of the rednecks chanting, wavin them flags, and building our hopes up, guess what happened. It twernt no rasslin match at all! George Bush come struttin across the runway instead of Sgt. Slaughter. It was some kinda GOPer convention.

Well, the young-uns got real mad at me for gettin theys hopes up and pitched a fit. I had to listen to them cryin and carryin on the rest of the night.

Thanks a lot, George Bush. You lost MY vote.