McCain has really made me wonder about my wife!

I mean, who is the REAL Curtland1015's wife? What do I really know about her? I mean. I know everything about her. But what do I really know?

I've known her for over ten years now. But before that? When she was in school? Turns out one of the girls she went to Grade school with got naked on the Howard Stern show a couple of years ago! Can I really trust my wife if she was PALLIN' around with a harlot!?

Come to think of it, what do I really know about ME!? I knew a kid in school who ended up moving to Pennsylvania years later and joined a white supremacy group! I played four square with this kid! I PALLED around with him!!!

So I guess it turns out my wife is loose and I'm a racist... I never saw the signs until it was too late!

Thanks John McCain!!!

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From now on, I will never so much as shake someone's hand without first doing a background check!







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