Post Turtle from the Anchorage Daily News Blog

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year
> old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle,
> the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the
> topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from
> being President ...
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is
> a post turtle.'
>
> Not being familiar with the term, the doctor
> asked him what a post turtle was.
>
> The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down
> a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced
> on top, that's a post turtle.'
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the
> doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up
> there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to
> do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put
> her up there to begin with.

Could you provide a link, please? This needs to go viral.

Wouldn't surprise me if either Molly or Hightower helped spread it a little bit back then.

That is one of the best thing I heard all day