Officially clearing yourself of things is fun!

Curtland1015

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Fri Oct-10-08 06:24 AM
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Officially clearing yourself of things is fun!

This morning, my wife accused me eating the last pop tarts. But I officially cleared myself.

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JohnMcCant2008

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Fri Oct-10-08 06:25 AM
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1. I was accused of leaving the seat up. Guess what?? Cleared!!

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TexasObserver

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Fri Oct-10-08 06:26 AM
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2. I want to clear myself of any wrongdoing in posts I've had removed.

I declare myself "OK" in that regard, and overrule the decisions of mods to remove any of my posts.

Doggone it, doncha know?!

Joe Sixpack's gonna understand.

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thunder rising

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Fri Oct-10-08 06:29 AM
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3. I've got traffic court in a couple of weeks. I'll send a letter and preempt the trial!!! That'll

do it.

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muriel_volestrangler

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Fri Oct-10-08 06:30 AM
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4. Well, nobody is more of a peer to you than yourself

so it makes sense that a 'jury of your peers' should be just yourself, ideally. And think of all the efficiency savings if you can interrogate yourself, cross-examine yourself, disallow evidence yourself, and deliberate inside your own head.

It's the future of justice, I tell you.

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Curtland1015

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Fri Oct-10-08 07:43 AM
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6. Exactly! I have judged myself innocent.

I have also elected to award myself all the ice cream in the freezer as compensation for emotional distress.

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blue-kite

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Fri Oct-10-08 06:30 AM
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5. I cleared myself of having illegally cleared myself during a regular clearing exercise.

Just to let you know...
Cheers
BK

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MattBaggins

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Fri Oct-10-08 08:24 AM
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7. My wife asked me why I didn't finish painting the house yesterday.

Edited on Fri Oct-10-08 08:28 AM by MattBaggins

Accused me of sitting on the computer all day. Luckily I was able to clear myself of all wrong doing.

On edit: My wife may be German, but like American voters she didn't buy it. I better go the ladder.

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