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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-03-04 09:38 PM
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Kittens
George Bush, taking a stroll with a senior member of Congress meets a
little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket over it.

Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?". She replies;
"New baby kittens" and opens the basket to show him. " How nice" said
Bush. " What kind are they?". The little girl says,
"Republicans".

Bush smiles, pats the little girl on the head and continues on.

Three weeks later again taking a stroll , he sees the little girl again with the same basket.

Bush says ; "Watch this, it's very cute". Theyapproach the little girl. Bush asks how the kittens are and shesays fine. He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she replies,"Democrats."

Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said they were
Republicans!"

"I know," she says." But now their eyes are open".
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My friend Shirlene just e-mailed me this joke.

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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-03-04 09:41 PM
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1. Awwwwwww.
:purr:
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silverlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-03-04 09:54 PM
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2. Awesome!
Thanks for sharing.
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