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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:12 AM
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Caption McFailin'!


Having run the gamut of campaign gimmicks without success, Senator McCain makes a desperate attempt to entertain his audience with "Little Bunny Foo-Foo."
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remember2000forever Donating Member (594 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:16 AM
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1. "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider Walked Up The Water Spout.......Down Came The Rain," Well You Know The Rest
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:17 AM
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2. "My friends, I'm barely hanging on by my fingertips"
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:19 AM
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3. Bunny Fears
I am a little bunny with a VP who is FILTH
She likes to lie and wink and spin the truth around
But when I hear Obama start talking 'bout the issues
I get all flustered, mad and scared and jump into the ground.

saddlesore
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:19 AM
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4. Hmmmmmmmm....


When I called Cindy a C**T, I put that word in
parentheses just like this ~~ so I really did not
call her that word!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:21 AM
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5. My friends, I have a "plan" that will "fix" this economy. So you "don't" have to "worry" at all
My "plan" will help all Americans "equally".
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:25 AM
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9. "Exactly."
We're all "for" you, "Senator" McCain.
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RoccoR5955 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:22 AM
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6. When I say, "Country First,"
...(in parentheses) I actually mean Country CLUB First.
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:23 AM
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7. Little bunny foofoo
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:47 AM
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11. bingo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84IowoW00w
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:55 AM
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13. I watched the whole thing.... hare today, goon tomorrow. I need a life.
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mscuedawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:23 AM
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8. Maybe I'm not "the norm." I'm not "camera friendly."....
...I don't "wear clothes that fit me." I'm not a "heartbreaker." I haven't "had sex with a woman;" I don't know "how that works." I guess I don't "fall in line." I'm not "hygenic." I don't "wipe properly." I lack "style." I have no "charisma" or "self esteem." I don't "own a toothbrush" or "let my scabs heal." I can't "reach all the parts of my body." When I sleep, I "sweat profusely."


RIP Chris Farley.... :hug:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:49 AM
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12. maybe I don't wash the area between "my crotch and legs"
Edited on Wed Oct-15-08 07:52 AM by Buzz Clik
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MorningGlow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:47 AM
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10. "A dinosaur? You bet I am! Rarrr!"
"...Not that kind of dinosaur? Oh."
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irish.lambchop Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 07:59 AM
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14. I just wish someone would cut his fingernails - his hands look like claws. n/t
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 08:05 AM
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15. Mr. Puddles anyone?..... Please tell Mr. Puddles I have 4 Snausages!
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Ichingcarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 08:07 AM
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16. McCain does the Subway commercial....... 5 ....... 5 dollar .... foot long....


"What do you mean that's not a take?" "I nailed it"
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