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Yes We Did Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 10:43 AM
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I'm A "Conservative" (Gonna Make You Chuckle)
Edited on Wed Oct-15-08 10:57 AM by demdog78
I was sitting around just thinking, and came to the realization that despite being a Democrat, I am really a Conservative. Here is why.

I am interested in conserving wild life.
I am interested in conserving energy.
I am interested in conserving money.
I am interested in conserving the rainforest.
I am interested in conserving water.
I am interested in conserving jobs.
I am interested in conserving the middle class.
I am interested in conserving our troops.
I am interested in conserving our rights.
I am interested in conserving our country.
I am interested in conserving my vote.
I am interested in conserving democracy.

And mostly, I am interested in conserving the integrity of the White House by voting for Barack Obama.

See... I am a "Conservative"

:rofl:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 10:47 AM
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1. I'm interested in conserving jobs
So much to the point where we are making more...damn I'm conservative too.
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Yes We Did Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 10:50 AM
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2. That's a good one! Anybody else? n/t
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Shoelace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 10:54 AM
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3. good post!
I would add "I am interested in conserving the Middle Class" and please edit to spell "interested" correctly. Actually this would make a good email to our "conservative" friends!
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Yes We Did Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 10:56 AM
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4. LOL...
Edited on Wed Oct-15-08 10:57 AM by demdog78
Yes, spell check is your (my) friend. I'll add yours and YOY's and any others while I can still edit.
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Shoelace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 01:14 PM
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8. I'm still thinking of other goodies for the list
but my coffee isn't working this am. I have to admit, news comes in so fast now, I haven't been using spellcheck either.
I still think your post is a good email. Short, sweet and way to the point.
Something I've thought of for so long but never put into words without getting way to wordy which I'm apt to do!lol.:hug:
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Yes We Did Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 02:48 PM
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10. Yeah...
Wordiness... get's me into trouble on here all the time. LOL!
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 10:59 AM
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5. All very good points
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Eric Cartman Donating Member (36 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 11:11 AM
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6. Kick!
Edited on Wed Oct-15-08 11:12 AM by RoddyBoy
:kick::kick::kick::kick::kick::kick:
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Yes We Did Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 12:25 PM
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7. Thanks...
Sure is hard to get a laugh out of this room.
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codjh9 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 01:22 PM
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9. Yep, I'm a big-time Conservative too, then! n/t
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wowimthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-15-08 02:53 PM
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11. I conserve on voting conservative
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