Ten Things I've Learned From Watching The Republican Party...

1. Reformed domestic terrorist: Bad, Unrepentant anti-American secessionists: Patriots!

2. An irascible, unstable, disease prone torture victim is best person in the country to take charge of nuclear weapons

3. The most maligned and underrepresented demographic that is in need of protection in America is rich white people

4. You can eat red meat three times a day, seven days a week until your arteries are rock hard and you'll still be thirsty for blood

5. Any fact that doesn't fit your world view must have been put on Earth by Satan

6. Smart, thoughtful, reasonable, considerate people need to be kept as far away from the halls of government as possible

7. Lies are truths that haven't been born yet

8. Fear is an excellent lubricant for tyranny

9. A sure fire way to figure out who the closeted gays are is to look out for homo-phobes involved in sex scandals

10. If God really loved America, she wouldn't have cursed us with Republicans

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Man that's great.