In the spirit of the last eight years, I'd like to provide some helpful reminders to all Republicans, which will take effect on January 20th, 2009. Please make sure to pass these on to any GOP toady you know who might need a refresher on these (although since these are the rules they dictated for the rest of us, they should know them by heart). Add on if I've missed any!

1. President Obama IS America, so if you criticize him you are an America-hating traitor. And furthermore, you need to leave this country. Seriously - pack your shit, and get the fuck out of here. Now. Go to some other country that sympathizes with your anti-American hatred.

2. President Obama IS the military, so if you criticize him you are backstabbing the troops. Why do you hate the troops so much? You must be in league with the terrorists.

3. President Obama has the right to spy on any one of you fucking treasonous bastards at any time, simply because he might feel like it. Live with it, assholes.

4. President Obama does not need to follow any silly laws he doesn't like, especially not those
produced by a partisan witch-hunt on the part of sniveling Republican Congressmen.

5. President Obama can ignore the Constitution as he sees fit. That includes the 2nd Amendment.

6. If President Obama is reported to have said anything untruthful it must be the fault of the biased
media which hates him. And said media will be deservedly forced out of their very careers for it, ala Dan Rather. You hear that, Hannity, Limbaugh and the rest of you fucking shits?

7. Don't you even dare to think about impeaching President Obama, because the public backlash against
you will ruin your careers. Impeachment is off the table.

8. If this nation experiences another terrorist attack you motherfuckers better line up behind your President, Barack Obama. And furthermore if it turns out he was asleep at the switch your patriotism demands that you refrain from pointing that out.

9. President Obama can ship off whomever he likes to Guantanamo Bay and do whatever he feels like to do when they are there. This includes all enemies of the state and applies to any right-wing nutjob who starts threatening the government. Yeah, I know those asshole militias (remember the "I love my country but fear my government" bumper stickers during the Clinton administration, which all mysteriously vanished in 2001??) will regroup again in 2009 to recommence their endless whines about the federal government. Hope they're prepared for that long, blindfolded airplane ride to Cuba!

10. In short, if President Obama makes predictions that turn out to be untrue, it is not his fault, and you can't prove he was wrong.

Now some rules for our new Vice President as well:

1. Vice President Biden can have unchecked power not previously defined in any law or policy.

2. Vice President Biden does not have to disclose anything he doesn't want to about any meetings
with anyone.

3. Vice President Biden represents the legislative AND executive branch of the U.S. Government. Hell, let's throw in the judicial branch too!

4. Vice President Biden can make any statement he likes regardless of truthfulness or any basis in
reality, and he is not to be challenged or questioned.

5. If Vice President Biden has a family member whose lifestyle is in direct opposition to his views, this is private family business that is untouchable to anyone else.

(Note: I don't actually expect nor want Obama/Biden to behave this way, but it's nice to know the bar was set so low for ethical standards during the past eight years that nothing these two could possibly do would ever reach the depths of the Bush/Cheney administration).

K&R

USA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!

"Debt doesn't matter".(I think Cheney said that didn't he?)

..because by no later than 21 Jan, the deficit will be the most important thing EVER to the republicans. They will sob, moan & groan the likes of which we have never heard.

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and you republicans are limited to praising him for exercising his 2nd amendment rights.

shoot in the face, must appear on the tele & apologize (for being in the way of the bullet)

he can tell Senators to go fuck themselves.

and you republicans are limited to praising him for exercising his 2nd amendment rights.

Bravo! Well done!

Excellent.

:dem:

-Laelth

I just put that shoe on the other foot (the one that's gone bare-nekkid and cold for the last eight years)...and it feels...niiiice :evilgrin:

Just remember, if you're not doing anything wrong, then you have nothing to worry about.

If a catastrophic natural disaster should hit a mostly-Republican region, President Obama has the option of partying and sharing birthday cake with political cronies in a remote state. He would not have to bother himself to even visit the devastated area for several days, let alone send assistance.

A new cable television news network will be set up that will broadcast, 24/7/365, the virtues of the Democratic Party and the evils of the un-American Republican Party. It’s slogan will be “Balanced and Fair.” Never mind that the news is to be filled with lies—after all, the Supreme Court said that’s okay. One of its lead anchors will become President Obama’s Press Secretary. If a Democrat should ever be suspected of a scandal, during broadcasts the graphic will somehow show an “(R)” after his/her name, and the entire matter dropped after one news cycle. If a Republican should ever be suspected of a scandal, no matter how spurious the source or how tiny the charge, the scandal will dominate the news talk for months. A 24-hour Michael Moore film channel will also be seen everywhere on cable.

Nearly all AM stations more powerful than one kilowatt will be bought out, and will begin round-the-clock hate-filled diatribes against anything conservative, where statements such as these will be commonplace (and without repercussions):

“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Scalia’s Crème Brulée.”

“I think the government should be spying on everyone we don’t like, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly on any rightwing country, and sending Republicans to Guantanamo.”

“The reactionary Republican right is an army of soulless ghouls. Being of the living dead, they live in a world of death and try to impose it on we the living.”

“I just wish Katrina had only hit the GOP convention, nothing else, just had flooded them out, and I wouldn’t have rescued them.”

R for right-on!

I want to be your new BFF!!! :yourock:

Just because he can.

And you will not be able to view Vice President Biden's house on Google Earth.

and scream, "GET OUT OF BIDEN'S HOUSE"?

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kind of like Cagney rubbing the gratefruit into the chick's face. With a big happy gotcha!

Yeah! Ya Betcha.........!

Thank you so much! :)

an average of 9 weeks per year vacation in Hawaii.

Because presidentin' is hard werk.

I LOVE IT! I cant wait til we can spy on them too!

You are going down, you lying tub-of-lard. And no cushy detox facility. You're going to "recover" in an 8 x 8 cell with "Bubba" as your friend and companion, not some 10-year old kid. Oh, and you won't have any hired help to threaten with deportation so they go score drugs for you. You're on your own. Have a nice day.

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