The New Yorker's "Lipstick On A Pig" Poll

Lipstick on a Pig

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/polls/slansky2008campaignquiz/01013sh_shouts_slansky

1. What question was John McCain asked that prompted eight seconds of silence before he said he'd get back to the reporter later?

2. Which of Joe Biden's gaffes did Chris Wallace present as the equivalent of Sarah Palin's "Putin rears his head" interview with Katie Couric?

3. How many times did Obama tell a Presidential-debate audience that McCain was "absolutely right"?

4. How many times was McCain caught on camera during the first debate appearing to mutter "Horseshit" under his breath?

5. How many states did Obama claim to have visited?

6. What was Obama's seven-frame bowling score?

7. How many times did Palin say "Charlie" during her first interview with Charlie Gibson?

8. How many hours before the first debate began did ads crowing about McCain's victory appear on the Wall Street Journal's Web site?

9. Complete John McCain's boast about Sarah Palin: "She knows more about ________ than probably anyone else in the United States of America."

10. Who called the Obamas "uppity"?

11. Who said, "Being ninety-nine per cent honest is no longer enough"?

12. Who told McCain to his face that two of his ads "are untrue, they're lies"?

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/polls/slansky2008campaignquiz/01013sh_shouts_slansky

I think there's a typo in the answer to the last one--or was he really riding around with Bush sr. in a gold, not a golf cart?