Funny Moment of the Day: My Store: McCain Bumper Stickers!!!

It seems as we get closer to the election I'm having a daily moment of shadenfreud with my McCain supporting customers. I own a print shop that doubles as a shipping store.

Yesterdays moment was sweet old lady with a bad absentee ballot she filled out on her own and needed mailing. Someone forgot to tell her that registering in 1994 and never voting does not guarantee her ballot would count. I mailed it anyways.

TODAYS MOMENT!

Guy comes in to ship a letter up north. He starts talking about politics while I'm doing the processing. My standard approach (because I'm in a wealthy area of SW Florida) is to nod my head and say very little. Wingnut takes this to mean I'm agreeing with him and proceeds to whip out 50 bumperstickers that say, quote, "SAY NO TO B.O." He asks me if I'll hand them out to customers.

SURE I WILL!

Kitty Litter liner here they come! NO B.O. in my kitter litter for weeks to come!

God they are stupid.