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Shardik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:51 PM
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OMG! I was just raped by a MOOSE!
And it was riding a snowmobile and wearing some really expensive glasses and Neiman Marcus clothes.

I thought these things only happened in prison?
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:52 PM
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1. OH nOES!111!!!!!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:52 PM
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2. so what
you didn't breast feed at the Olive Garden.....

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!


lost
















:spank: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:53 PM
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3. Did he carve a backwards M on your face? n/t
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:56 PM
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6. Upside down "M"...
the horror....the horror.
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stray cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:54 PM
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4. Excellent McCain needs a new rape joke to replace being raped by a gorilla
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MarthaMyDear Donating Member (446 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:55 PM
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5. ....friend, it only happens in Alaskan prisons...sorry!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:57 PM
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7.  my former sigfile line:
Edited on Thu Oct-23-08 07:57 PM by Bucky
"Of course it hurts: you've been getting screwed by an elephant."
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FlyingSquirrel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:57 PM
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8. Did it carve an "M" onto your cheek?
Edited on Thu Oct-23-08 07:57 PM by FlyingSquirrel
:P

Or a "P"?
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:57 PM
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9. Was there lipstick on it's butt? If so, it was her.
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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:59 PM
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10. Oh Noes! Call Mojo Nixon fur thar on a Redneck RAMPAGE!?!
:P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7VCHj2OSdw
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 07:59 PM
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11. I was just walking in a really bad part of town and someone almost hit me with a snowmobile
Then they glued a McCain/Palin sign to my shirt.
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Milspec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 08:00 PM
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12. not sure I like this thread
in GD Presidential, move this to the lounge IMHOP
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Shardik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 08:02 PM
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13. It's just a snarky reply concerning the Drudge report of the "carved" "B"
on the YR's face. Sorry.
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Genevieve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 08:05 PM
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14. Oh, it's just a touch of comic relief ---
Made me laugh - I've been tense since reading the"AP calls the race tightenig".
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-23-08 08:09 PM
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15. PUT some unguent on it and walk it off.
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